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So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:07 am
by Poser
:shifty:











:dread:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:11 am
by Moggy
You've got AIDS?

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:11 am
by Floex
U ok hun x

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:14 am
by Poser
It's very early days; my brain is fried. It's a proper 'quick, to GRcade' moment, cos we can't tell anyone else at the moment.

Anyway, it'll be arriving, hopefully, just two months before the wedding. Illegitimacy ftw.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:23 am
by Moggy
It's still not clear if you are having a baby or have ordered a new fridge. ;)

Congrats. :wub:

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:28 am
by Floex
Congrats on the new fridge.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:28 am
by abcd
Fantastic news.

I absolutely love being a Father.

At the moment we're having comical conversations with our 2 year old.

"Do you want to go to the moon?"

"Yes Daddy"

"Can Mummy come?"

"No, she's too little"

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:30 am
by Poser
Cheers guys. While it definitely wasn't planned, we're very pleased.

We're looking at names at the moment. Got it down to Indesit, Zanussi or Smeg.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:33 am
by Karl
My condolences :(

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:39 am
by Rog
A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:46 am
by abcd
Rog wrote:A bottle steriliser is going to ruin the whole hipster vibe of your kitchen.

(Congratulations)


I dunno...I've noticed a lot of hipster parents nowadays. I still can't work out how men/fathers fit into skinny jeans.


It's not right. Not right at all.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:49 am
by Rog
He's covered for the bottles at least.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1063079 ... p-header-1

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:52 am
by Gandalf
Moggy wrote:It's still not clear if you are having a baby or have ordered a new fridge. ;)



That's quite a Hot Point you've got there, Moggs....

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:55 am
by Death's Head
Bastard. I'd suggest Bastardess for a girl.

"Bastard on board" is a pretty good sign for the car.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:59 am
by Poser
Death's Head wrote:
"Bastard on board" is a pretty good sign for the car.


I've had one of those for several years now.

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:06 am
by BTB
Congratulations!

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Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:07 am
by OnlyShallow
Congratulations!

Does this mean you are going to reevaluate the criteria of your next car, along the lines of ncap 5 star ratings and wipe clean seats?

You do realise your dog is going to hate you too?

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:08 am
by False
Im so sorry poser, the worst things always happen to the best people

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:11 am
by bear
Bloody Skarjo. :x

Re: So you've ruined your life...

Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:13 am
by Preezy
Big congratulations! Mine is a month old and she's the best little thing in the whole world.