So you've ruined your life...

Rightey wrote:Hello.

Are you trying to tell us something? Has little Rightey made a littler Rightey?

Yes. I'm happy to report that my genitals are fully functional. Due date is in Oct.

Nice work! Congrats on getting her up the duff!

Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Newborns are easy, hmmm it's crying change it or boob in the mouth.

Errkal wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Newborns are easy, hmmm it's crying change it or boob in the mouth.

No boob, just bottle. I hope so. Im very excited.

Even easier!

Have then made up in the fridge and it is food, change or sleep.

Trying getting them into a rythem and it is cracking. We had bug on a 4 hour rythem for food.

Oh and if you haven't already set up an Amazon family if you have prime, you can then get month packs of nappies for £12 on a sub

Errkal wrote:Oh and if you haven't already set up an Amazon family if you have prime, you can then get month packs of nappies for £12 on a sub

Im sorry what? I don't have prime.

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Try it, what's the worst that can happen?

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Try it, what's the worst that can happen?

She gets social services round?

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Glowy69 wrote:

Moggy wrote:Congrats!

Mines been nonstop screaming for last 45 minutes. Kids are great but drive you crazy sometimes!!!

I have been reading the huffington post for parents. Some of the stuff on there is so logically simple They are my guide for when mini glowy appears.

Yeah, good luck with that...

Bribery works best. I just gave him a load of biscuits and cheese and haven't heard a sound for 10 minutes. Bliss!

Can I give a newborn biscuits and cheese!??

Try it, what's the worst that can happen?

She gets social services round?

Nah they can't talk at first and they have terrible memories.

Glowy69 wrote:

Errkal wrote:Oh and if you haven't already set up an Amazon family if you have prime, you can then get month packs of nappies for £12 on a sub

Im sorry what? I don't have prime.

If you have Amazon Prime you can set up a a family by linking yours and you misses accounts, you then get a big ass discount on nappy subscriptions.

We get a big box that lasts a month for £12. Well worth it.

Fortunately for me, the wife is trained to deal with little kids, she works in a daycare, so I think we should be alright regarding taking care of the kids.

Also a caveman could raise kids so I'm sure it can't be too difficult...right?

Rightey wrote:Fortunately for me, the wife is trained to deal with little kids, she works in a daycare, so I think we should be alright regarding taking care of the kids.

Also a caveman could raise kids so I'm sure it can't be too difficult...right?

I'll let you know in about 6 weeks

I don't want to worry you guys, but, kids are evil and the more you have the worse it becomes. Have fun.

Pedz wrote:I don't want to worry you guys, but, kids are evil and the more you have the worse it becomes. Have fun.

Only having one.