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by Death's Head » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:00 pm

SquintyMcSquint wrote:You don't want sex?

What is wrong with you.

Ok. New plan. Falsey - call her up and say she will be the first person to see your new plastic surgery look. Squinty will turn up for the weekend and do the deed.

Consultancy cheque to be sent to the usual address.
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by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:26 pm

Squinty, do you think you can be as charming and witty as me?
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by Death's Head » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:07 pm

Falsey wrote:Squinty, do you think you can be as charming and witty as me?

I'm thinking we equip him with an ear piece, allowing you to give instructions.
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by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:11 pm

Somehow I dont think it'd extend far beyond 'give her a dicking'.
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by Glowy69 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:41 pm

I've been informed by our overlords that we have to start a new thread..

New memories to be made :shifty:
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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Ad7 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:42 pm

Nooooooooooo
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by Glowy69 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:42 pm

I'm sure it'll be archived...right?
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by HM » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:43 pm

No I'm sorry but what a load of bullshit. How will the relationship thread being at page 1 attract new members? HOW?

The whole strawberry floating point of this thread is the memories within.
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by Glowy69 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:43 pm

Version 2... New members know the first one was such a success?
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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:44 pm

Dont archive this thread. Purge it.
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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Ad7 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:44 pm

Like this place is getting any new members from this thread :lol:

Insert member joke here.
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by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:45 pm

Ill have you know the bumming thread is one of the primary drivers for google results here.

The sage advice delivered in here is somewhere just below that and just above not getting any advice.
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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Moggy » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:47 pm

A new thread just in time for Falsey's sexy time away with a girl he doesn't fancy? :datass:
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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Ad7 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:48 pm

Relationship thread 2 - bum harder
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by PsychicSykes » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:49 pm

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by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:50 pm

I dont know what you are getting at
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by 1>3>4>2 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:50 pm

What a waste.
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