Relationships Thread

Our best bits.
User avatar
Banjo
Member
Joined in 2008
Location: Nobody cares

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Banjo » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:15 pm

Possibly.
User avatar
Buffalo
Emeritus
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Buffalo » Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:51 am

Nice one B.
Image
User avatar
Banjo
Member
Joined in 2008
Location: Nobody cares

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Banjo » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:24 pm

Cheers B.
User avatar
Gently-Parted Ringpiece
Member ♥
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:49 pm

Well this Friday Im all set to go on my romantic getaway.

Ive tried all avenues to wriggle out of it, and almost pulled it off with an incredible piece of mental agility, but alas, its gotten away from me now.

Shes really excited and counting down the days, the best Ive managed to do is get it down from 4 days to 3, with about a day of travelling, so in effect 2 days.

God help me.
User avatar
Parksey
Moderator
Joined in 2008

PostRelationships Thread
by Parksey » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:05 pm

In terms of GRcade travel romance, you have to make sure it competes with Cal's ladyboy sexploits.

Make us proud.
User avatar
Gently-Parted Ringpiece
Member ♥
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:17 pm

Well she drives a Micra, not a motorbike, so Im off to a bad start.
User avatar
Ad7
Member
Joined in 2009

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Ad7 » Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:35 pm

I forgot all about this. Pleeeeease get her pregnant, pleeeeease it would be strawberry floating incredible :lol:
User avatar
Banjo
Member
Joined in 2008
Location: Nobody cares

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Banjo » Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:39 pm

Just stay strong and think of GRcade.
User avatar
Karl
Consider The Following
Consider The Following
Joined in 2008
Contact:

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Karl » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:27 pm

God speed.
User avatar
Somebody Else's Problem
Member ♥
Joined in 2008
Location: Wherever you want me to be, baby

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Somebody Else's Problem » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:03 pm

If you need to prevent premature ejaculation, just think of me while you're strawberry floating her.
Image
User avatar
That's not a growth
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by That's not a growth » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:44 pm

You should do a 'live text' of the weekend like news sites do on big rolling stories.
User avatar
Gently-Parted Ringpiece
Member ♥
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:06 pm

I would

But I cant be arsed
User avatar
That's not a growth
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by That's not a growth » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:12 pm

Set up a twitter account especially and give us the link. Tell her you've got a Star Trek fetish and you need to document things on your "Captains Log" and use the voice input to post regular updates. Can't fail.
User avatar
<]:^D
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by <]:^D » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:04 pm

That's not a growth wrote:Set up a twitter account especially and give us the link. Tell her you've got a Star Trek fetish and you need to document things on your "Captains Log" and use the voice input to post regular updates. Can't fail.


Image
Image
User avatar
BTB
Member
Joined in 2008
Location: Ashtead

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by BTB » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:17 am

I bet she proposes.
User avatar
Poser
Banned
Joined in 2008
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Poser » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:42 am

Just don't lose control, Falsey.

Image
Image
User avatar
Gently-Parted Ringpiece
Member ♥
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:46 am

I was genuinely considering only bringing a pack of 3 jonnies, so that I can run out early on and shrug my shoulders like 'oh what a shame no poon time'. But then I saw the post about getting her preggers and realised how incredibly that could backfire on me.
User avatar
Moggy
"Special"
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Moggy » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:51 am

Falsey wrote:I was genuinely considering only bringing a pack of 3 jonnies, so that I can run out early on and shrug my shoulders like 'oh what a shame no poon time'. But then I saw the post about getting her preggers and realised how incredibly that could backfire on me.


It's ok Falsey, she is on the pill. :shifty:
User avatar
Gently-Parted Ringpiece
Member ♥
Joined in 2008

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Gently-Parted Ringpiece » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:55 am

Im sure she is :lol:
User avatar
Squinty
Member
Joined in 2009
Location: Norn Oirland

PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Squinty » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:44 pm

You don't want sex?

What is wrong with you.

Return to “Archive”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 6 guests