Relationships Thread

[OnlyShallow]

Have any of you been out with a gusher? What did you think? Off putting? Too messy?

Never been out with a gusher, but I have come across one or two in my time.

[Fatal Exception]

Just strawberry floated a girl without a condom then told her to strawberry float off. She is o pissed off. I am such a banana split lol just cooking some food bow so good x

[qupe]

Have any of you been out with a gusher? What did you think? Off putting? Too messy?

Also have any of you thought you enjoy someones company and the intimacy but don't want them in your space all the time? Does that mean they aren't the right one?

Gusher, it's happened a couple of times, but not a regular thing. I don't mind it. The whole deed can be a bit messy sometimes, what's a little more juice going to do?


As for the second part of your post, what kind of time frame are you talking about? Like, a few hours? Or days? Or longer than that?

The gushing bit, let's just say I came once she gushed 10 times and I ain't nothing special in that area lol. Just never been with someone who gushes, it's defo messy. Not sure what to make of it.

The space thing is difficult, I like someone to talk to, cuddle, be intimate with but have lived on my own for nearly 2 years now and kinda got use to my space and freedom. Thrown me a bit.

[JiggerJay]

Ob Blob is pure evil.

Also what's a gusher? #oblivious

[Fatal Exception]

Ob Blob is pure evil.

Also what's a gusher? #oblivious

A lady with poor bladder control who pisses all over you whilst you have sex.

[OnlyShallow]

The gushing bit, let's just say I came once she gushed 10 times and I ain't nothing special in that area lol. Just never been with someone who gushes, it's defo messy. Not sure what to make of it.

My take on it was "I really hope you've not just pissed in my mouth"

[OnlyShallow]

Ob Blob is pure evil.

Also what's a gusher? #oblivious

A lady with poor bladder control who pisses all over you whilst you have sex.

Not quite.

[qupe]

I d love to know what the liquid is. But when she hits a point she gushes. She told me its a new thing for her she discovered whilst playing.....

[Fade]

Just strawberry floated a girl without a condom then told her to strawberry float off. She is o pissed off. I am such a banana split lol just cooking some food bow so good x

So many things wrong with this I don't think I even need to point them out.

[Archaeon]

The gushing bit, let's just say I came once she gushed 10 times and I ain't nothing special in that area lol. Just never been with someone who gushes, it's defo messy. Not sure what to make of it.

My take on it was "I really hope you've not just pissed in my mouth"

Philistine.

Oh and nice sig, Fade

[OnlyShallow]

The gushing bit, let's just say I came once she gushed 10 times and I ain't nothing special in that area lol. Just never been with someone who gushes, it's defo messy. Not sure what to make of it.

My take on it was "I really hope you've not just pissed in my mouth"

Philistine.

Oh and nice sig, Fade

Oh I didn't stop, I was only concerned because it was at a party, on the bed that was used for coats. It wouldn't have been nice if she was pissing on everyone's coats.

[Fade]

The gushing bit, let's just say I came once she gushed 10 times and I ain't nothing special in that area lol. Just never been with someone who gushes, it's defo messy. Not sure what to make of it.

My take on it was "I really hope you've not just pissed in my mouth"

Philistine.

Oh and nice sig, Fade

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EDIT: Oh the water? V_V

[Archaeon]

So some say it's water, some say it's piss. But what is it, really?

[melatonin]

So some say it's water, some say it's piss. But what is it, really?

There's only one way to find out...

[Hexx]

So some say it's water, some say it's piss. But what is it, really?

PURE EVIL

[Eighthours]

Just strawberry floated a girl without a condom then told her to strawberry float off. She is o pissed off. I am such a banana split lol just cooking some food bow so good x

Such a lovely guy!

[Oblomov Boblomov]

What the strawberry float I thought I had sent that as a text! In other news, my gay friend just confessed his love for me. strawberry floating awkward.

Eight, as you know, sarcasm does not come across well on the internet, so I shall thank you for the compliment .

[Eighthours]

In other news, my gay friend just confessed his love for me. strawberry floating awkward.

Oh bum.

[JiggerJay]

So anyway, what's the best form of contraception? Condom or The pill?

[Oh Teh Noes]

They're both about the same but obviously condoms are better.

I mean better as in stopping sprogs obv