Relationships Thread

[Squinty]

Should have told her to put a sock in it.

Oh wait, you didn't supply her with enough socks to do that. YOU MONSTER.

[Wedgie]

Yeah, I know.

I was almost tempted to transfer her £3 and tell her to go and buy a whole pack of socks from Primark.

Really all this nitpicking is starting to wear me down. My moods has been swinging all over the place and I know I can't let it continue but as soon I bite and tell her to grow up, she would start get into a rant mode and things will be said.

All I said is that I'll drop the socks off this weekend.

It will be a feat of strength if I manage to keep my words to myself and not to laugh at her for being ridiculous. A small thing will light the ex's fuse.

[degoose]

Yeah, I know.

I was almost tempted to transfer her £3 and tell her to go and buy a whole pack of socks from Primark.

Really all this nitpicking is starting to wear me down. My moods has been swinging all over the place and I know I can't let it continue but as soon I bite and tell her to grow up, she would start get into a rant mode and things will be said.

All I said is that I'll drop the socks off this weekend.

It will be a feat of strength if I manage to keep my words to myself and not to laugh at her for being ridiculous. A small thing will light the ex's fuse.

i'd be the bigger person and just say yep ok whatever and show you aren't bothered by her being petty. That will probably piss her off more as she will notice you not replying with anything.

[Poser]

Yeah, c'mon Wedgie lad, don't rise to it! She wants to know she can get under your skin and piss you off.

You could maybe go for a bit of passive aggression. return the actual socks, and buy her a whole new pack as well. But definitely play it cool.

[Death's Head]

You should buy her socks for Christmas EVERY year.

[Poser]

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two strawberry floatin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two strawberry floatin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

[Corazon de Leon]

Happy holidays Poser, you bastard.

[Poser]

The lyrics just seemed to encapsulate everything being talked about here. Christmas, never talking to someone again, and, of course, socks.

[Herdanos]

Catching up on the past few weeks of this thread is pure gold.

[Photek]

I thought it was a given that Falsey has no conscience..... he's been treating women awfully for years now.

[Wedgie]

Well the sock-gate rumbles on.

She's demanding the socks to be handled over today and I'm seeing her on Sunday for my kid's 4th birthday.

I am living at my mum's which is three hours away from where she lives.

So I went to the post office. Yeah, that's right. I mailed the socks to her.

Her response: "I'm fine with that."

She'll probably complain that she didn't get the socks tomorrow (and I did actually told her that she wouldn't get it tomorrow anyway!) I'm actually laughing. Real tears of joy weep down my cheeks.

Yet more she does this, the more convinced I am that I am much better off without her.

[False]

I dont believe you actually did it.

I would have told her to go eat a pickled gooseberry fool.

[Wedgie]

Second class mail, baby.

[degoose]

Well the sock-gate rumbles on.

She's demanding the socks to be handled over today and I'm seeing her on Sunday for my kid's 4th birthday.

I am living at my mum's which is three hours away from where she lives.

So I went to the post office. Yeah, that's right. I mailed the socks to her.

Her response: "I'm fine with that."

She'll probably complain that she didn't get the socks tomorrow (and I did actually told her that she wouldn't get it tomorrow anyway!) I'm actually laughing. Real tears of joy weep down my cheeks.

Yet more she does this, the more convinced I am that I am much better off without her.

The more you are convinced. Are you still not sure because petty things like what you have talked about before would have convinced me a while ago. I don't mean to be rude but she sounds like a pain in the arse.

[Gandalf]

Agreed. Like Degoose said 'convinced'? I'd be leaping with joy that I was out of that gooseberry fool! Just remember these silly episodes should you have a weak moment or pangs of guilt.

[Poser]

Second class mail, baby.

You strawberry floating show her, man.



Edit: and yeah, +1 for what degoose and Gandalf said. We were all convinced ages ago - you definitely should be by now.

[Victor Mildew]

Should have sent them via yodel.

[Rax]

Should have used http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

[False]

What a phenomenal website.

[Buffalo]

That's next year's secret Santa sorted.