GRcade

GR comes up trumps

She's playing hard to get - she wants you to track her down using the information in her profile and turn up at her place of work. When you do, instead of saying hello, just recite her entire profile back to her so she knows you took the time to read it and it will show how sweet you are.

Buffalo wrote:*girl on dating site views your profile 7 times*

*doesn't reply to message*

Wtfmon

Just view her profile back 7 times, then message her saying how do you like them apples quickly followed by BLOCK

gaminglegend wrote:

Jigger Jay wrote:Cheers for the advice guys I really appreciate it, we were going to hang out tomorrow as friends but it's too soon to really assume it can all go back to normal like that, so as much as it strawberry floating pains me we'll give each other some space.

I feel really numb today, she has had such a positive impact on my life and then she's just thrown it all away in one swoop.

I don't understand this mentality you clearly don't want her as a friend, so why force yourself just to make her feel better that you do? Probably 90 % of people on this forum have been friendzoned before and it's horrific, forcing it to friends like things were before just makes it harder and instantly removes any possibility of getting it back on.

If you try and be friends and accept that, it will strawberry floating kill you when she meets someone else, kill you

I want to be friends, we were great friends to begin with, obviously I want more, but at the same time I don't want to lose her completely, sure it may kill me to want something I can't have, but I guess it's something I have to deal with on my own.

Jigger Jay wrote:

gaminglegend wrote:

Jigger Jay wrote:Cheers for the advice guys I really appreciate it, we were going to hang out tomorrow as friends but it's too soon to really assume it can all go back to normal like that, so as much as it strawberry floating pains me we'll give each other some space.

I feel really numb today, she has had such a positive impact on my life and then she's just thrown it all away in one swoop.

I don't understand this mentality you clearly don't want her as a friend, so why force yourself just to make her feel better that you do? Probably 90 % of people on this forum have been friendzoned before and it's horrific, forcing it to friends like things were before just makes it harder and instantly removes any possibility of getting it back on.

If you try and be friends and accept that, it will strawberry floating kill you when she meets someone else, kill you

I want to be friends, we were great friends to begin with, obviously I want more, but at the same time I don't want to lose her completely, sure it may kill me to want something I can't have, but I guess it's something I have to deal with on my own.

Man, coming from multiple times ive experienced this gooseberry fool, if you want more with a girl and she doesnt, dont just keep her round for the sake of it.. even if you were great friends before, like GL said when she meets someone it will destroy you, she'll speak to you in the day, then at night time when you're at home you'll be raging over the images in your head of her shagging this new bloke.

Get rid. Sorry But its true

Invite her round and bring out the roofies?

JChalmers wrote:

Buffalo wrote:*girl on dating site views your profile 7 times*

*doesn't reply to message*

Wtfmon

Just view her profile back 7 times, then message her saying how do you like them apples quickly followed by BLOCK

Actually going to do this.

smurphy wrote:Going to see my friend's band tonight. And the girl I was boning may be there, seeing her boyfriend's band. Interesting times.

Good thing you've started feeling new stuff in your arms now

Totally not interesting times. I feel like gooseberry fool.

smurphy wrote:Totally not interesting times. I feel like gooseberry fool.

Shouldn't be shagging someone elses' bird then

But not quite gooseberry fool enough to resist announcing it on the web. It's like emotional irony, show you're ashamed of it by annoucing it globally!

First date with BJG is tonight. I can't remember the last time I went on a date with a girl who wasn't my ex.

Nervous? Me?

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:First date with BJG is tonight. I can't remember the last time I went on a date with a girl who wasn't my ex.

Nervous? Me?

you'll be fine, I was like that on Thursday but once you get chatting and make laugh everything just flows and you'll feel much more relaxed.

Anung wrote:Take her on surprise date to Scotland then she can watch us hang out

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA MINDCRIME!

That's strawberry floating... genius! Anung strikes again!

"You cool with following me up to Scotland to watch me beat Anung at Super Smash Bros and get drunk with him?"

She'll be frothing at the gash.

JChalmers wrote:you'll be fine, I was like that on Thursday but once you get chatting and make laugh everything just flows and you'll feel much more relaxed.

Thanks, dude. I am generally a very confident person so I'm not too nervous really. It's more the fact that it is going to seem so incredibly strawberry floating weird to be somewhere with a different girl. Like, really weird.

JChalmers wrote:you'll be fine, I was like that on Thursday but once you get chatting and make laugh everything just flows and you'll feel much more relaxed.

Thanks, dude. I am generally a very confident person so I'm not too nervous really. It's more the fact that it is going to seem so incredibly strawberry floating weird to be somewhere with a different girl. Like, really weird. [/quote]

Aye I was like that, hell I only broke up with my ex at the end of Jan.

Posting this on my phone in her bed while she showers .

Amateur. Join her in the shower.

Wait, you slept with her on the first date?

o/

Anung wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
That's strawberry floating... genius! Anung strikes again!

"You cool with following me up to Scotland to watch me beat Anung at Super Smash Bros and get drunk with him?"

She'll be frothing at the gash.

WHOA! I'll let you beat me so she'll think your ultra suave and not a punk. She and Donna can talk about woman things while we LAD it up in the mean streets. Froth gash.

strawberry float that gooseberry fool, I'm coming and I'm going Jigglypuff. No quarter.

Ob blob is a LAD!