Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:14 am
If she doesn't like it she's gonna think I'm a right nobhead though, will she not?
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Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:20 am
More importantly don't just rely on people here to get you dates as when you turn up for them it'll be you on your own with no relation to the funny guy she chatted up.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:23 am
That Ninja conversation was so awful.
Besides when she said she'll see you around the ninja neighbourhood the only correct response was "if you did, I'd be a pretty bad ninja".
Besides when she said she'll see you around the ninja neighbourhood the only correct response was "if you did, I'd be a pretty bad ninja".
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:24 am
Don't feel bad about not knowing what to say either, we've all been there. Only through practice and experience do I know what to do.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:33 am
MagicMarker » Thu May 15, 2014 9:14 am wrote:If she doesn't like it she's gonna think I'm a right nobhead though, will she not?
I refer you to my earlier advice;
Falsey » Wed May 14, 2014 9:59 am wrote:I tend to think about these kind of encounters thusly; you didnt know her before and she didnt know you. You have no attachment to her at all.
What do you stand to lose here? A girl you have never met before might stop talking to you. Woe is you. You'll get over it pretty quickly.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:34 am
Songwriter » Thu May 15, 2014 10:13 am wrote:I can't believe I'm reading suggestions of what Ninja questions he should be asking.
How about talking to her about things that matter. Intellectual subjects like literature or politics or the arts...I dunno.
Sorry. But in the context of that conversation, what would you have done?
"Ah, you've become a ninja? Very good. What do you make of Derrida's approach to semiotic analysis? I find deconstruction to be..." etc.
Also, you'll find my 'ninja' questions were all aimed at steering the conversation elsewhere. Dates, hobbies, etc.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:46 am
Yeah I'm gonna use posers suggestions and go from there/
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:49 am
Discussing the arts on tinder..
What the strawberry float am I reading?
What the strawberry float am I reading?
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:44 am
"After I'm done with you you can go straight into the Tate"
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 12:36 pm
You'll look like a Picasso portrait when I'm finished with ya
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:08 pm
Ad7 » 14 May 2014, 22:33 wrote:You got a date with Jim Carrey?
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:10 pm
Winckle » Thu May 15, 2014 12:08 pm wrote:Ad7 » 14 May 2014, 22:33 wrote:You got a date with Jim Carrey?
No, you're gay.
Wait, hang on.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:48 pm
More attractive than the first one as well.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:50 pm
Ask her "What were the skies like when you were young?"
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:59 pm
Jesus Christ
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:02 pm
Oh man.
You should have been all "is it because you need a guide dog to see" and then when she says no you could have been all "oh, thought there was a chance of me pulling there, for a second"
Self depreciate all up in there.
You should have been all "is it because you need a guide dog to see" and then when she says no you could have been all "oh, thought there was a chance of me pulling there, for a second"
Self depreciate all up in there.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:03 pm
Of course, after she said she liked penguins, you should have said you preferred the ones in the blue wrappers cos they always seem to taste better.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:05 pm
You guys are genius.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:16 pm
Notsureif, etc
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:28 pm
