Relationships Thread

[Corazon de Leon]

Well, had one of the best and worst evenings of my life tonight.

All of the usual filth, but turned up a notch. Got real strawberry floating grim. Was ace. Got to hear probably the best sentence Ive ever heard, "You like my bum dont you? Well you get a free pass to it tonight, do what you like". I almost openly wept. I would've eaten my dinner out of it if I thought I could get away with it. Plus she wore my favourite skirt and heels, which she kept on for the duration of the fun stuff. Now at this point Im thinking something is up, unless she really missed me or something.

She said a few weird things which I thought were a bit odd, but I was having the time of my life, so just got on with the important stuff.

So after we are all done and chatting and all that gooseberry fool she tells me that she wont be able to see me again. Im thinking, what did I do etc. Then she tells me about her work etc and how well its going and shes being promoted to real management etc. Im thrilled for her, obviously. Then she tells me that part and parcel of this is that she is going to be moving further away, like really further away. Like Australia far away. Im obviously really happy for her, but that is that as far as we are concerned. She had mentioned this before, but I never actually saw it happening.

Real talk, I strawberry floating really like this girl. Like, as a person rather than just a collection of warm holes. She must have seen that I was a bit shellshocked and said that she is in Chester for another week yet (her family live here) and she would like to see me again. But idk, Im not sure I want to. I want to see her, but I sort of feel like a clean cut might be the best way forward with it. Shes way out of my league, strawberry floating stunning to look at, dead smart, pure filth, evil in all the best ways, but its also the gay gooseberry fool like her laugh etc, I strawberry floating love it. I cant think of a single other woman Ive ever nailed who even comes close. Gonna really strawberry floating miss her.

Man, really gooseberry fool. I ended up driving home blasting out some Dire Straits.

Tonights pick up snack was a Chicken Legend with salsa and tears.

That sucks mate.

With that said, I almost choked on my Cheerios reading the bolded bits.

[False]

Falsey, you should follow her to Australia, just to give us an excuse to post more Jay from the Inbetweeners gifs.

I didnt even make that connection. FML.

Falsye: Yeah that sucks big time. I hate it that as soon as you find a girl that reminds yuo that life is maybe worth livign she moves away. Ive been there though and it sucks fickung big time. I am at lest happy that yu are not hppier than me though. I love you but I couldnt' cope if you found the meanin of ife before me

Thanks, man.

That sucks mate.

With that said, I almost choked on my Cheerios reading the bolded bits.

If my misery brings other people a hint of joy then its mission complete

[Moggy]

Falsey, you should follow her to Australia, just to give us an excuse to post more Jay from the Inbetweeners gifs.

I didnt even make that connection. FML.

[SEP]

Falsey dude, that sucks

[That's not a growth]

That's gooseberry fool Falsely, but do think you should she her again.

My date last night was uneventful. Didn't really feel it, and we spent quite a bit of the evening either talking about traveling or politics, two subjects she was passionate about but bore me.

[False]

Maybe now is the time to kick of my DJ career again..

I still havent decided what Im doing next though, I think Ill probably write some sort of nice message and send her some flowers with a good luck card or something. If Im sufficiently charming (which, lets be honest, we all know Im totally capable of) maybe she'll decide that a life of riches and success on sunny shores isnt as much as its cracked up to be

[Buffalo]

Falsey lets be honest with ourselves here - you'll have forgotten all about her in a month. Everyone all like 'sucks dude ' Remember who you're talking to, Mr Young, Dumb and Full of Cum, just like anyone else his age should be.

[False]

True enough, son. But I feel I should add a few qualifiers here.

When I got with this chick last year I didnt really see anyone but her until she strawberry floated off. Not because she asked me to, but because I didnt really want to. Then when she strawberry floated off I got back into the old routine but none of the other ones compare, they just dont. Ill doubtlessly fall back into the old ways in some measure, but for now, strawberry float it - cant really be arsed.

As for the guys saying how it sucks etc, perhaps they are just being compassionate human beings rather than tactless fanny holes? Im a big boy and Ill get over it, but for now the lass I like is strawberry floating off and Im not going with her, and everyone knows what thats like. Ill be back on the bantbus in no time.

[Buffalo]

As for the guys saying how it sucks etc, perhaps they are just being compassionate human beings rather than tactless fanny holes?

I'm letting that slide because you're obviously broken hearted. Sucks dude

[Parksey]

Just because Falsey is normally a rich bar of sexual chocolate, it doesn't mean he won't melt if things get a little heated.

No doubt the pair of them will probably forget about the other after a month apart, but it will still be a little torturous to quit such a good thing. With, like, feelings of the heart and gooseberry fool.

[False]

How did operation brace the gates go?

[Rocsteady]

Like Australia far away.

Hook a brother up?


But nah real talk that sucks.

Met an Indian lass from London the other day who's fit as, funny as strawberry float and loves Eric prydz as much as I do. Were heading in different directions tho strawberry floating annoying, will be getting hit up if I move down to London in the near future. Travelling chicks sucks sometimes.

[aayl1]

Falsye: Yeah that sucks big time. I hate it that as soon as you find a girl that reminds yuo that life is maybe worth livign she moves away. Ive been there though and it sucks fickung big time. I am at lest happy that yu are not hppier than me though. I love you but I couldnt' cope if you found the meanin of ife before me

Thanks, man.

Think I meant that as a drunken joke that just ended up sounding dickish. I could most definitely cope if you found the meaning of life before I did, don't worry.

[aayl1]

Falsye: Yeah that sucks big time. I hate it that as soon as you find a girl that reminds yuo that life is maybe worth livign she moves away. Ive been there though and it sucks fickung big time. I am at lest happy that yu are not hppier than me though. I love you but I couldnt' cope if you found the meanin of ife before me

Thanks, man.

Think I meant that as a drunken joke that just ended up sounding dickish. I could most definitely cope if you found the meaning of life before I did, don't worry.

[aayl1]

Oh this forum

[False]

Falsye: Yeah that sucks big time. I hate it that as soon as you find a girl that reminds yuo that life is maybe worth livign she moves away. Ive been there though and it sucks fickung big time. I am at lest happy that yu are not hppier than me though. I love you but I couldnt' cope if you found the meanin of ife before me

Thanks, man.

Think I meant that as a drunken joke that just ended up sounding dickish. I could most definitely cope if you found the meaning of life before I did, don't worry.

Nah man I totally took it as a joke. No harm, no foul.

As a side note, I decided Im not seeing her again. I sent her a bunch of roses (bitches love roses) with a good luck card with some soppy gooseberry fool I wrote inside. She called me to say thanks while I was driving home and actually started blubbing. First time Ive made a chick cry by being nice.

So there we go, bitches love the gay gooseberry fool. And most importantly, I have grown as a person from the experience.

[aayl1]

My most recent gf thought I was secretly gay for about a year because I didn't resort to violence like all her other (Mexican) exes, and actually told her how I was feeling.

So yeah, bitches love the gay gooseberry fool.

[Victor Mildew]

Speaking of gay gooseberry fool, I've been with my girlfriend for 6 years now

Imagine putting up with me for that long

[False]

Imagine putting up with me for that long

Truly, a fate worse than death.

[Victor Mildew]

Murderers have had lighter sentences.