Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:17 pm
Well she drives a Micra, not a motorbike, so Im off to a bad start.
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Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:35 pm
I forgot all about this. Pleeeeease get her pregnant, pleeeeease it would be strawberry floating incredible
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:39 pm
Just stay strong and think of GRcade.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:27 pm
God speed.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:03 pm
If you need to prevent premature ejaculation, just think of me while you're strawberry floating her.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:44 pm
You should do a 'live text' of the weekend like news sites do on big rolling stories.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:06 pm
I would
But I cant be arsed
But I cant be arsed
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:12 pm
Set up a twitter account especially and give us the link. Tell her you've got a Star Trek fetish and you need to document things on your "Captains Log" and use the voice input to post regular updates. Can't fail.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:04 pm
That's not a growth wrote:Set up a twitter account especially and give us the link. Tell her you've got a Star Trek fetish and you need to document things on your "Captains Log" and use the voice input to post regular updates. Can't fail.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:17 am
I bet she proposes.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:42 am
Just don't lose control, Falsey.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:46 am
I was genuinely considering only bringing a pack of 3 jonnies, so that I can run out early on and shrug my shoulders like 'oh what a shame no poon time'. But then I saw the post about getting her preggers and realised how incredibly that could backfire on me.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:51 am
Falsey wrote:I was genuinely considering only bringing a pack of 3 jonnies, so that I can run out early on and shrug my shoulders like 'oh what a shame no poon time'. But then I saw the post about getting her preggers and realised how incredibly that could backfire on me.
It's ok Falsey, she is on the pill.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:55 am
Im sure she is
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:44 pm
You don't want sex?
What is wrong with you.
What is wrong with you.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:00 pm
SquintyMcSquint wrote:You don't want sex?
What is wrong with you.
Ok. New plan. Falsey - call her up and say she will be the first person to see your new plastic surgery look. Squinty will turn up for the weekend and do the deed.
Consultancy cheque to be sent to the usual address.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:26 pm
Squinty, do you think you can be as charming and witty as me?
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:07 pm
Falsey wrote:Squinty, do you think you can be as charming and witty as me?
I'm thinking we equip him with an ear piece, allowing you to give instructions.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:11 pm
Somehow I dont think it'd extend far beyond 'give her a dicking'.
Re: Relationships Thread
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:41 pm
I've been informed by our overlords that we have to start a new thread..
New memories to be made
New memories to be made