Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Dblock** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:12 pm

Pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Why don't you next time talk about ducks and lesbian cats ?

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **MagicMarker** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:12 pm

See if that happened to me, I think that'd end the relationship. I'd be gutted.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:13 pm

MagicMarker » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:12 pm wrote:See if that happened to me, I think that'd end the relationship. I'd be gutted.

FE cant afford to be picky like that. Hes already had to resort to an overseas maiden as it is.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Dblock** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:14 pm

JChalmers » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:02 pm wrote:
Fatal Exception » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:01 pm wrote:
Moggy » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:01 pm wrote:
Fatal Exception » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:55 pm wrote:
Moggy » Wed Jun 04, 2014 1:37 pm wrote:
JChalmers » Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:01 pm wrote: I'm ready to pop the question at the end of the year!

You can ask FE for advice on doing that.

You managed to actually buy a ring so I would give you 4/10 for the engagement attempt.

Got the money back and bought a car. Still with her. LAD etc...

Should have bought her green card first.

So what is the Mandarin for "I Love You, Will You Marry Me"

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **JChalmers** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:15 pm

Falsey » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:13 pm wrote:
MagicMarker » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:12 pm wrote:See if that happened to me, I think that'd end the relationship. I'd be gutted.

FE cant afford to be picky like that. Hes already had to resort to an overseas maiden as it is.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Poser** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:16 pm

Dblock » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:12 pm wrote:Pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Why don't you next time talk about ducks and lesbian cats ?

I've heard lesbian cats prefer pussy.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **SEP** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:29 pm

Poser » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:16 pm wrote:
Dblock » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:12 pm wrote:Pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Why don't you next time talk about ducks and lesbian cats ?

I've heard lesbian cats prefer pussy.

Most cats prefer beards, though. In fact, 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskers.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Poser** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:30 pm

Well played.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **KingK** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:33 pm

Poser » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:16 pm wrote:
Dblock » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:12 pm wrote:Pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Why don't you next time talk about ducks and lesbian cats ?

I've heard lesbian cats prefer pussy.

Thread winner!!!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Fatal Exception** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:35 pm

Falsey » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:09 pm wrote:Must be cool to stick with someone who rejected your proposal

It wasn't a rejection per se, she did say yes. :shifty:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Mini E** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:37 pm

I wonder how MM's getting on!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Xeno** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:42 pm

If he plays his cards right they will be strawberry floating like rabb.... oh.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Mini E** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:45 pm

Well he's not back on here yet so can't be any worse than last time...

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **JChalmers** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:45 pm

Xeno » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:42 pm wrote:If he plays his cards right they will be strawberry floating like rabb.... oh.

He's probably a nervous wreck and while pouring a cuppa for the bird has ended up shaking it all over lap :lol:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Mini E** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:49 pm

#BELIEVEINMM

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:55 pm

Hes had enough sage advice to at least get lips.

My only concern is that hes probably taken in the range from the happily wifed lifers to the one night standers and will spend the evening with this woman flitting between being like her dad and being like a rapey 16 year old.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **degoose** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:00 pm

Falsey » Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:55 pm wrote:Hes had enough sage advice to at least get lips.

My only concern is that hes probably taken in the range from the happily wifed lifers to the one night standers and will spend the evening with this woman flitting between being like her dad and being like a rapey 16 year old.

I'm confused , i'm married. Should i not be acting like a rapey 16 year old.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Poser** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:17 pm

Falsey » Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:55 pm wrote:Hes had enough sage advice to at least get lips.

If he followed all our advice to the letter he'd probably come away with at least tops and fingers.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Xeno** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:19 pm

But what would he use the fingers for? I suppose a finger necklace would be nice in some circles.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Poser** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:26 pm

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