Relationships Thread

[Cosmo]

Wait, you slept with her on the first date?

o/

She gave him a blowie within hours of meeting him. This was always going to happen.

[Pacman]

Can't believe you stood up Anung

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Just got back home. She is absolutely lovely, has a great career, a fantastic apartment and we got on really well. The only problem is I just don't fancy her enough. I'm going to play the 'I'm not ready for another relationship' card and go back to crying over my ex.

[Cosmo]

Playa

[Glowy69]

Just got back home. She is absolutely lovely, has a great career, a fantastic apartment and we got on really well. The only problem is I just don't fancy her enough. I'm going to play the 'I'm not ready for another relationship' card and go back to crying over my ex.

really

[SEP]

Just got back home. She is absolutely lovely, has a great career, a fantastic apartment and we got on really well. The only problem is I just don't fancy her enough. I'm going to play the 'I'm not ready for another relationship' card and go back to crying over my ex.

Send her my way for some rebound sex!

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

[Cosmo]

And then when she recoils in horror send her my way. Where did you meet her anyway? I can't imagine many people come from Birmingham for a night out in Redditch.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

She's friends with a guy I work with and was out in Redditch with him last weekend.

[Cosmo]

Makes a bit more sense.

MooMoo's next week then, yeah?

[Cuban Pete]

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

Send her my way, I have lots of pent-up woman-hating lusty frustration to unleash and damage some women's cervixes with.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Makes a bit more sense.

MooMoo's next week then, yeah?

Probably .

Send her my way, I have lots of pent-up woman-hating lusty frustration to unleash and damage some women's cervixes with.

Sure, but she might be a bit worn out after getting through MCN and Cosmo first.

[Glowy69]

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

Several years how long are we talking, I saw two of my ex's last night in town, they looked strawberry floating awful

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

Several years how long are we talking, I saw two of my ex's last night in town, they looked strawberry floating awful

By that I mean several years into our relationship, not years after we broke up (it's only been seven weeks!) .

[Glowy69]

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

Several years how long are we talking, I saw two of my ex's last night in town, they looked strawberry floating awful

By that I mean several years into our relationship, not years after we broke up (it's only been seven weeks!) .

I was wondering I remember you being a bit upset, thats why I was confused.

[Cosmo]

Makes a bit more sense.

MooMoo's next week then, yeah?

Probably .

Look on the bright side, if I'm there you get to see me pissed and failing miserably with women. That'd brighten your evening.

[Pacman]

>Receive a nice personalised and well thought-out message from a girl who has obviously read my dapa profile
>Click to see her profile
>Pleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefat
>HOLY strawberry floating gooseberry fool

[Red]

Had our one year anniversary weekend - York, museums, paintballing, staying up all night watching films, pub, nice meal, lots of sex...it's been a fantastic time.

[OnlyShallow]

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

Send her my way, I have lots of pent-up woman-hating lusty frustration to unleash and damage some women's cervixes with.

I thought you had a girlfriend and were very happy thankyouverymuch?

Had our one year anniversary weekend - York, museums, paintballing, staying up all night watching films, pub, nice meal, lots of sex...it's been a fantastic time.

Congratulations Red. Good to see it working out for you.

[JChalmers]

Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do?

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO