Relationships Thread

[That]

In 2000 pages I havent committed to a single woman. Owned.

Therapist sighs, massages temples. "It's going to be another long session."

[Fatal Exception]

2000 pages. Started as an emotional wreck, ended as an emotionless automaton. It's been a ride.

[Corazon de Leon]

2000 pages and... nothing's changed.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

My 2000 pages consists of one major breakup, several one night stands, a strawberry float buddy and eventually a girl you lot persuaded me to ask out who I now live with and adore.

This thread . Genuinely one of the best on this website, for many reasons.

[Andrew Mills]

My 2000 pages consists of creating and beginning the long - and obscenely expensive - adventure of fatherhood...

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I met the love of my life on here

Shhhh, I thought we weren't telling people yet!

[Banjo]

But the PS4 hasn't been released yet.

[smurphy]

I've sure had some ups and downs in this thread. Long may they continue, very soon hopefully as I'm sure this Japanese girl at work fancies me. Nearly invited her round for dinner today. Tempted, she's alright looking-ish, mostly to check off the Asian tick box if I'm honest. Staff night out on the 30th, we'll see what happens.

[Banjo]

I'll be your wingman. My regugnant self will make you look twenty times better.

[Bunni]

:lol:

I've sure had some ups and downs in this thread. Long may they continue, very soon hopefully as I'm sure this Japanese girl at work fancies me. Nearly invited her round for dinner today. Tempted, she's alright looking-ish, mostly to check off the Asian tick box if I'm honest. Staff night out on the 30th, we'll see what happens.

We're out on 30th too. See ya round i spose

[bigcheez2k3]

When this thread was started I couldn't talk to girls and I was still a virgin.

Now I feel kinda boss and love being me

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Since this thread started I've had a few relationships that haven't led anywhere. Oh well, keep on trucking.

[Victor Mildew]

I'd just like to say that over the years I've come to regard you all as....people, I.... met.

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I'd just like to say that over the years I've come to regard you all as....people, I.... met.

I knew you reminded me of someone!

[1cmanny1]

I met the love of my life on here

> Is romantic
>Gets completely ignored

[Tafdolphin]

So, in 2000 (+1) pages I:

- was ejected from a 6 year relationship
- Spent the best part of a year living with said ex-6 year relationship girl's Dad. And my brother.
- Disovered the joys of online dating. Also of having sex with foreigners.
- Started and ended a 3 month relationship with a 35 year old Portuguese lady.
- Started and ended a 3 week relationship with a 19 year old French student.
- Met a potential contender for love of my life before she was snatched away, leaving me semi-permanently "a bit broken"
- Acquired a reputation for gooseberry fool tattoos, general betaness and post-engagement philandering.
- Continued to ignore all good advice and get myself into massivelt overblown situations that I come in here to rant about before being shouted down by everyone and getting into a sulk.

Yay!

[Dual]

i done moved in with a female and gonna make her my wife

[Victor Mildew]

> was engaged when you met her
> snatched away

[Cuban Pete]

Wow 2000 pages. A lot has happened. Me? I'm all good right now.

[OnlyShallow]

In these 2000 pages, at first I gave a lot of sage advice. Took the piss a lot, then suspected my ex of having an affair. Had this confirmed, then went through a lot of gooseberry fool. In fact it was this time last year, to the day, more or less.

I'm now in a relationship with a girl I love and have just moved in with her.

It may sound strange, but I'm glad what happened happened.