Relationships Thread

[Buffalo]

That sounds strange.

[Denster]

In the last 2000 pages i've had two one night stands and unsuccessfully chased three other women.


Oh well.

[Andrew Mills]

2 out of 5 ain't bad.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

That's a 40% strike rate, Denny. I'm tempted to sell you to Liverpool for £35m.

[OLIN]

In the last 2000 pages i've had two one night stands and unsuccessfully chased three other women.

That's most unladylike, they're meant to twist their ankles whilst you're in pursuit therefore giving you the chase advantage.

[Igor]

Girlfriend is off to Paris tomorrow, and we'll be meeting up when she gets back. I'm still hoping I make a complete 180 when I see her again and I'll go back to how I felt a few months ago but I don't see it happening. Had a good chat with my mum the other night, she said that she isn't surprised. This time last month I was back in hospital for four days. She said that every time my stomach decides to flip out on me and I end up in hospital, I come out quite self-absorbed and introverted. Like I only have time for myself. Thinking back, it's true. Can't help it though.

[Igor]

gay

[Moggy]

Girlfriend is off to Paris tomorrow, and we'll be meeting up when she gets back. I'm still hoping I make a complete 180 when I see her again and I'll go back to how I felt a few months ago but I don't see it happening. Had a good chat with my mum the other night, she said that she isn't surprised. This time last month I was back in hospital for four days. She said that every time my stomach decides to flip out on me and I end up in hospital, I come out quite self-absorbed and introverted. Like I only have time for myself. Thinking back, it's true. Can't help it though.

u ok hun xxx

[Fatal Exception]

Girlfriend is off to Paris tomorrow, and we'll be meeting up when she gets back. I'm still hoping I make a complete 180 when I see her again and I'll go back to how I felt a few months ago but I don't see it happening. Had a good chat with my mum the other night, she said that she isn't surprised. This time last month I was back in hospital for four days. She said that every time my stomach decides to flip out on me and I end up in hospital, I come out quite self-absorbed and introverted. Like I only have time for myself. Thinking back, it's true. Can't help it though.

You've spotted an easy to fix flaw in your personality but "you can't help it". You can help it now you've spotted it.

[JChalmers]

Girlfriend is off to Paris tomorrow, and we'll be meeting up when she gets back. I'm still hoping I make a complete 180 when I see her again and I'll go back to how I felt a few months ago but I don't see it happening. Had a good chat with my mum the other night, she said that she isn't surprised. This time last month I was back in hospital for four days. She said that every time my stomach decides to flip out on me and I end up in hospital, I come out quite self-absorbed and introverted. Like I only have time for myself. Thinking back, it's true. Can't help it though.

She'll be nibbling some French Baguette while in Paris if you know what I mean....

[aayl1]

Yeah the bread over there is superb.

[JChalmers]

Yeah the bread over there is superb.

Aye truly is, same with the drink!

[Skarjo]

Same with the french penis currently inside your girlfriend's face.

[Moggy]

Same with the french penis currently inside your girlfriend's arse.

FTFY.

[Skarjo]

[Moggy]

Are you saying Igor's girlfriend is screwing a Frenchman who has two cocks?

No wonder they are famed for shagging.

[Skarjo]

I think having two cocks is one thing.

Having one up the bum and one in the face simultaneously is some kind of quantum magic.

No, I was thinking more along the lines of a classic spit roast situation or, as it is undoubtedly called over there, 'La Rotisserie'.

[Moggy]

I think having two cocks is one thing.

Having one up the bum and one in the face simultaneously is some kind of quantum magic.

No, I was thinking more along the lines of a classic spit roast situation or, as it is undoubtedly called over there, 'La Rotisserie'.

Ahh! Le gangbang as they like to say.

You are probably right. She probably has French mayo dripping out of every orifice by now.

[Skarjo]

This conversation is making me more uncomfortable the more I consider how many thousand of miles away my fiancé is.

I should cheat on her in case I need leverage.

[False]

I assume you batties know what tinder is?

Well some legend on r9k is chatting to girls on it;

They seem to be a whole new breed of desperate woman and I need to get involved in breaking their spirits