Relationships Thread

[False]

[Skarjo]

This has become a dark place.

[That]

Jesus Christ, Falsey.

[False]

Im gonna get involved. If I can break the spirit of just one girl Ill consider it mission complete.

[False]

You have to use facebook to sign in. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

edit - woooooow, lots of orange birds near me

edit 2 - already found one Ive nailed

edit 3 - found a bird who lives on my road. This is so good, when you dont like them you press no and it puts a fat NOPE stamp on their heads. I wonder if it notifies them

[False]

Nice profile pic > nice holiday pic > pretty out in town pic > body shot > NOPE

[Banjo]

I think having two cocks is one thing.

Having one up the bum and one in the face simultaneously is some kind of quantum magic.

No, I was thinking more along the lines of a classic spit roast situation or, as it is undoubtedly called over there, 'La Rotisserie'.

God Skarjo, you're so uneducated. All the cool kids are done with spit roasting, the new term (and this is very relevant) is to Eiffel Tower a chick. Keep up, gramps.

[False]

Isnt it only Eiffel Towering if you double high five over the roastee?

Otherwise there isnt a tower.

Edit - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ffel+tower - appears so

[Banjo]

Precisely. And why wouldn;t you want to? Scared you'll catch The Gay?

[False]

No, but the tower is a feat on top of the act, rather than the sole act itself.

[Corazon de Leon]

I'm considering getting involved with this to wind the people who live near me up. I'm just worried to come across someone I really don't want to.

[Banjo]

I think the real achievement would be to play it all fine and dandy, and then go on a face-to-face date and bring out the crazy weird.

[JChalmers]

I think the real achievement would be to play it all fine and dandy, and then go on a face-to-face date and bring out the crazy weird.

Or turn up wearing this....

[Corazon de Leon]

Holy strawberry float, this needs to be done.

[False]

You could do that on okcupid or something. Chicks on tinder dont seem the dating sort.

[Banjo]

I think the real achievement would be to play it all fine and dandy, and then go on a face-to-face date and bring out the crazy weird.

Or turn up wearing this....

Wouldn't be the first time for me.

[Corazon de Leon]

The strawberry float?

[JChalmers]

Hahaha amazing!

[Banjo]

The strawberry float?

I'm Welsh. This is what we do.

There's also more photos, including one where it's over my crotch.

[Bigerich]

I always thought you were called sheepshaggers because you strawberry floated actual sheep.

Learn something new every day.