Relationships Thread

[Buffalo]

That Tinder sounds wicked.

[JiggerJay]

[T9Flake]

Thankfully no

[Clarkman]

I think having two cocks is one thing.

Having one up the bum and one in the face simultaneously is some kind of quantum magic.

No, I was thinking more along the lines of a classic spit roast situation or, as it is undoubtedly called over there, 'La Rotisserie'.

Not familiar with the term 'Menage a trois?'

[Corazon de Leon]

Man, that's only one level down from sending Eminem songs to people.

[BobbyDigital]

You're all some straight creepy perverts!

Hahaha. Jokers!

Them tinder bitches are just dumb as strawberry float. Women are needy, FACT! Not all of them, but quite a lot of them. The internet and more importantly now mobile phones allow these needy bitches to get attention almost instantly from loads of men. So if they need some attention now it is so easy to get it and they're all just getting on it. I have actually been shocked that this really hot girl (Brazilian but raised in Ireland so has the accent) was on a dating website. Like, how have you not managed to find a decent guy instead of having to trawl through all this gooseberry fool? Either they're dumb bitches or just want to strawberry float, which is double winning if you're on these websites, because you're almost always going to be able to get a strawberry float.

GO IN on that tinder Falsey son, GO IN!

Yo Igor, if you feel like a long term health condition you have is impacting on your life have you thought about maybe trying to get some information or phoning a helpline specific to your condition? It is difficult sometimes to know what to do. Look, if she's a really unique girl that you don't think you'll find again they maybe try and just enjoy the time she is away and just play it chilled when she gets back. Don't get all intense. Just play it slow and see how you feel. Sometimes though the decision based on your gut feeling (bad pun, sorry!) Is the one to go for, because if you trust your judgement you'll be kool.

You guys ride Jigger hard! Hahahhahahahah

To be fair, put aside the artist and the fact it was probably a gooseberry fool song anyway (what song was it out of interest), but isn't music all about sort of like connecting with you and actually making you feel something? Just saying. Like fair enough it ain't really the best way of going about things, but he just connected with music, which is it's purpose surely?

[smurphy]

Had my first proper night out in Glasgow since I moved here tonight. Some good gooseberry fool. Pulled his pure mental Glaswegian bird on the way back up Sauchiehall street, but kept forgetting her name even though it was tattooed on her massive tits. She didn't mind.

Too many slags in the city centre. I need some classy chicks.

[Bunni]

Had my first proper night out in Glasgow since I moved here tonight. Some good gooseberry fool. Pulled his pure mental Glaswegian bird on the way back up Sauchiehall street, but kept forgetting her name even though it was tattooed on her massive tits. She didn't mind.

Too many slags in the city centre. I need some classy chicks.

You're only gunna get slags in the garage. West end is where the classy ones hang. Admittedly it'll cost twice as much to get the drunk enough to come home with you.

[smurphy]

Was at Bamboo, though I shan't say no to Garage slags. Yeah need a good proper West End night out.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Polo is more your kinda-gig.

[Corazon de Leon]

Yeah, I think Smurphy would really enjoy Polo Lounge. I've never been myself, but I know people who say it's fabulous.

I went to the Cathouse last night. There wasn't much to look at, but I was just getting to beer goggle level( ) when I had to get a drunken mate up the road. Bros before hoes, man.

[Eighthours]

:lol:

You're all some straight creepy perverts!

Hahaha. Jokers!

Them tinder bitches are just dumb as strawberry float. Women are needy, FACT! Not all of them, but quite a lot of them. The internet and more importantly now mobile phones allow these needy bitches to get attention almost instantly from loads of men. So if they need some attention now it is so easy to get it and they're all just getting on it. I have actually been shocked that this really hot girl (Brazilian but raised in Ireland so has the accent) was on a dating website. Like, how have you not managed to find a decent guy instead of having to trawl through all this gooseberry fool? Either they're dumb bitches or just want to strawberry float, which is double winning if you're on these websites, because you're almost always going to be able to get a strawberry float.

GO IN on that tinder Falsey son, GO IN!

Yo Igor, if you feel like a long term health condition you have is impacting on your life have you thought about maybe trying to get some information or phoning a helpline specific to your condition? It is difficult sometimes to know what to do. Look, if she's a really unique girl that you don't think you'll find again they maybe try and just enjoy the time she is away and just play it chilled when she gets back. Don't get all intense. Just play it slow and see how you feel. Sometimes though the decision based on your gut feeling (bad pun, sorry!) Is the one to go for, because if you trust your judgement you'll be kool.

You guys ride Jigger hard! Hahahhahahahah

To be fair, put aside the artist and the fact it was probably a gooseberry fool song anyway (what song was it out of interest), but isn't music all about sort of like connecting with you and actually making you feel something? Just saying. Like fair enough it ain't really the best way of going about things, but he just connected with music, which is it's purpose surely?

Is Bobby actually a real person? I prefer to think of him as a C-list fictional creation.

[smurphy]

really cool

[aayl1]

Japanese girls aren't reserved sexually, smurphy, they just think they need to be. You just show em it's all cool to love the dick and they'll be gagging for it.

[Skarjo]

This sort of getting close to someone like that with literally no effort seems like an otaku nerd's wet dream. I want to squander it just to spite their betaness.

[Donk]

Creative Corner is over that way.

[bear]

Six hours? I hope you left a decent tip.

[Cuban Pete]

I can just imagine the tears streaming from her eyes if she had my wang in her mouth, which in theory sounds brilliant but I don't think I'd want to subject her to that. Also as brilliant as she is she's not that good looking. Great body, but face hovering around a 6-7 depending on how much you like the Asians.

This sort of getting close to someone like that with literally no effort seems like an otaku nerd's wet dream. I want to squander it just to spite their betaness.

Smooth.

[Madness]

Remember when smurphy wasnt creepy as strawberry float?

good times

[Scotticus Erroticus]

I think he's just kidding? Surely.