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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Knoyleo » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:41 pm

Great, now I'm going to feel like I'm wasting a fortune every time I go to the loo.

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by TheWay » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:59 pm

Are we talking straight from the source, or are they expecting decanted?

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by SEP » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:01 am

Hexx wrote:So hypothetically speaking...

If someone messaged you and said "I'll pay you £80 if you let me drink your piss", would you do it.

A friend of mine got asked hypothetically

(I realise this isn't romantic or a relationship, but where else you gonna ask such a completely hypothetically question?)


That sounds like one hell of a deal, to be fair.

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by Pontius Pilate » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:49 am

That's all gain. Aside from it being a little odd, why wouldn't you do it? You love cock anyway. I'd do worse for 80 bones.

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by smurphy » Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:50 am

100%. Infact if a girl asked to drink my piss for free I'd be all over it.

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by andretmzt » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:58 am

:dread:

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by DaLax » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:02 am

Hexx wrote:So hypothetically speaking...

If someone messaged you and said "I'll pay you £80 if you let me drink your piss", would you do it.

A friend of mine got asked hypothetically

(I realise this isn't romantic or a relationship, but where else you gonna ask such a completely hypothetically question?)


If they'll drink it for £80 they'll drink it for £100. Don't sell yourself short.

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by Skarjo » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:09 am

Cash4Gold(enshowers)

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:38 am

£80 seems a rather specific figure.

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by Fatal Exception » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:20 am

Skarjo wrote:Cash4Gold(enshowers)

:lol:

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by Poser » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:44 am

Ad7 wrote:£80 seems a rather specific figure.


Not really. £83.24 would be specific. If someone offered me £83.24 to drink my piss, I'd definitely think there was something funny going on.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:47 am

Poser wrote:
Ad7 wrote:£80 seems a rather specific figure.


Not really. £83.24 would be specific. If someone offered me £83.24 to drink my piss, I'd definitely think there was something funny going on.


:lol:

Because other than that it's completely normal.

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by Poser » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:55 am

Ranier Wolfcastle.

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by Scotticus Erroticus » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:03 am

I know, it made me laugh.

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by Xeno » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:37 am

Does this "friend" have to supply it straight from the tap or does this person want it in a beaker/glass/sippy cup?

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by That's not a growth » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:51 pm

We haven't heard from taff for a few days now have we? He must be married by now.

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PostRe: Relationships Thread
by Moggy » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:52 pm

That's not a growth wrote:We haven't heard from taff for a few days now have we? He must be married by now.


He is currently recovering from having a tattoo that covers his entire back.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:47 pm

That's not a growth wrote:We haven't heard from taff for a few days now have we? He must be married by now.


Quick, somebody float his mrs as he's apparently cool with that sort of thing.

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by Floex » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:06 pm

I'm half expecting him to look like this now

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:08 pm

Like manny?

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