Relationships Thread

[MagicMarker]

If she doesn't like it she's gonna think I'm a right nobhead though, will she not?

[Victor Mildew]

More importantly don't just rely on people here to get you dates as when you turn up for them it'll be you on your own with no relation to the funny guy she chatted up.

[aayl1]

That Ninja conversation was so awful.

Besides when she said she'll see you around the ninja neighbourhood the only correct response was "if you did, I'd be a pretty bad ninja".

[bigcheez2k3]

Don't feel bad about not knowing what to say either, we've all been there. Only through practice and experience do I know what to do.

[False]

If she doesn't like it she's gonna think I'm a right nobhead though, will she not?

I refer you to my earlier advice;

I tend to think about these kind of encounters thusly; you didnt know her before and she didnt know you. You have no attachment to her at all.

What do you stand to lose here? A girl you have never met before might stop talking to you. Woe is you. You'll get over it pretty quickly.

[Poser]

I can't believe I'm reading suggestions of what Ninja questions he should be asking.

How about talking to her about things that matter. Intellectual subjects like literature or politics or the arts...I dunno.

Sorry. But in the context of that conversation, what would you have done?

"Ah, you've become a ninja? Very good. What do you make of Derrida's approach to semiotic analysis? I find deconstruction to be..." etc.

Also, you'll find my 'ninja' questions were all aimed at steering the conversation elsewhere. Dates, hobbies, etc.

[MagicMarker]

Yeah I'm gonna use posers suggestions and go from there/

[False]

Discussing the arts on tinder..

What the strawberry float am I reading?

[aayl1]

"After I'm done with you you can go straight into the Tate"

[Dual]

You'll look like a Picasso portrait when I'm finished with ya

[Winckle]

You got a date with Jim Carrey?

[That]

You got a date with Jim Carrey?

No, you're gay.

Wait, hang on.

[MagicMarker]

More attractive than the first one as well.

[Dual]

Ask her "What were the skies like when you were young?"

[Victor Mildew]

More attractive than the first one as well.

Jesus Christ

[aayl1]

Oh man.

You should have been all "is it because you need a guide dog to see" and then when she says no you could have been all "oh, thought there was a chance of me pulling there, for a second"

Self depreciate all up in there.

[Poser]

Of course, after she said she liked penguins, you should have said you preferred the ones in the blue wrappers cos they always seem to taste better.

[MagicMarker]

You guys are genius.

[Poser]

Notsureif, etc

[Holpil]

More attractive than the first one as well.