Relationships Thread

[Moggy]

I think the one we would all like to go gay for is Cal. Trouble is he would make it impossible to get hot through man made means.

[Rightey]

I think the one we would all like to go gay for is Cal. Trouble is he would make it impossible to get hot through man made means.

[Qikz]

Bit of a dilemma with my fiancee and a some weird guy.

We have a dog which she goes to the Park with daily with another group of dog walkers while i'm at work. Ocasionally if I finish early I will join them and they seem like a good bunch. However there is one guy that is a bit of a sleezebag and I have commented a couple of times jokingly that he fancies my missus. Last night she tells me that when she was at one of her excercise classes the guy has just shown up at the same time and tried to get in but got turned away as it was too full. So he heads into the gym and stays on a running machine so he can stare at her for the whole class. If that isn't weird enough when she leaves he is hanging about the exit 'on his phone' and when she walks past him he just stops talking into the phone and trys to strike up a conversation with her. She closes down the conversation and leaves.

She has since told me that there was another incident at the park where he was following her and her friend round the park when they were taking the friends little girl for a walk. In addition to this she says that since the gym incident he has been weird with her and kind of creeping her out.

I don't want my missus to have to stop taking the dog to this park because of this creep, but I feel like I should do something. I am tempted to leave work early tonight and go to the park when I know he will be there and confront him. I'm fully aware that this could go several ways (mostly bad) and he will deny any sort of wrong doing.

[Skarjo]

I think the one we would all like to go gay for is Cal. Trouble is he would make it impossible to get hot through man made means.

[OnlyShallow]

OS is confirmed as being much better off out of it. It also cemented OS's position as forum legend and forumite we'd be most likely to go gay for.*







* Might just be me.

The feeling is mutual. So much so that I left a note for you on your Fozzer. Did you get it?

[Poser]

Dick.

[OnlyShallow]

In other news, my ex is up to her old tricks again and has started texting me when she knows my gf is over. Apparently one son had a raging fever last night. 38.2 degrees. She also sent me another text asking me to phone up and speak to my other son, who was having a tantrum.

Then I got another text asking if I had received her earlier texts.

Needless to say, all texts were ignored.

[Winckle]

How does your ex know when your girlfriend is at your place?

[OnlyShallow]

A discussion about what we were doing over the summer holidays and I'd mentioned that my gf was coming over and we were going to arrange our holiday. We didn't get around to arranging it however.

[Skarjo]

So lazy.

[OnlyShallow]

So lazy.

I know, I blame the two bottles of wine and half bottle of gin we managed to consume. And sitting in the sun with no clothes on. Actually, now I think about it, who needs to go to Croatia. We'd just be doing exactly the same thing there.

[Igor]

I ended up going home with a Suicide Girl looking chick last night. I say 'going home', I met her at a friend's house party, got to about 1am and she was keen to go to a heavy metal night at a club in the city centre. Not my scene, but another mate wanted to go so I thought strawberry float it.

The place really wasn't my scene. The club usually has hip hop/mainstream pop punk rooms as well, but last night it was just screamo noise. Anyway, I wanted to get the strawberry float out after a while and this girl started having an argument with her boyfriend. I told her and my mate that I was going and she asked me to wait. Ended up walking back to the house of the friend that had the party and sharing a spare bed in a mate's room that's away for the summer.

Variety is the spice of life, she was so far at the other end of the spectrum to any other girl I've got with. Covered in tattoos, long blue hair, piercings everywhere. To be fair, I think I was somewhat different to her usual as well - she said I was much too pretty and well spoken to be getting with a girl like her.

Alt girls are strawberry floating intense, by the way. Bitch nearly bit my ear off and pulled a clump of my hair out.

[Victor Mildew]

I bet she punches lampposts for kicks.

[Moggy]

I ended up going home with a Suicide Girl looking chick last night. I say 'going home', I met her at a friend's house party, got to about 1am and she was keen to go to a heavy metal night at a club in the city centre. Not my scene, but another mate wanted to go so I thought strawberry float it.

The place really wasn't my scene. The club usually has hip hop/mainstream pop punk rooms as well, but last night it was just screamo noise. Anyway, I wanted to get the strawberry float out after a while and this girl started having an argument with her boyfriend. I told her and my mate that I was going and she asked me to wait. Ended up walking back to the house of the friend that had the party and sharing a spare bed in a mate's room that's away for the summer.

Variety is the spice of life, she was so far at the other end of the spectrum to any other girl I've got with. Covered in tattoos, long blue hair, piercings everywhere. To be fair, I think I was somewhat different to her usual as well - she said I was much too pretty and well spoken to be getting with a girl like her.

Alt girls are strawberry floating intense, by the way. Bitch nearly bit my ear off and pulled a clump of my hair out.

Did you sleep with a girl who had a boyfriend, or did you mean a different girl?

Are you implying that Igor has committed the sin of Brandonism?

[Buffalo]

*gets comfortable*

[1cmanny1]

We have had this discussion numerous times, some people here have no morals and are narcissistic.
All the others are just strawberry floating cheaters who get off causing trouble.

[Knoyleo]

We have had this discussion numerous times, some people here have no morals and are narcissistic.
All the others are just strawberry floating cheaters who get off causing trouble.

What have I done now?

[Shadow]

I ended up going home with a Suicide Girl looking chick last night. I say 'going home', I met her at a friend's house party, got to about 1am and she was keen to go to a heavy metal night at a club in the city centre. Not my scene, but another mate wanted to go so I thought strawberry float it.

The place really wasn't my scene. The club usually has hip hop/mainstream pop punk rooms as well, but last night it was just screamo noise. Anyway, I wanted to get the strawberry float out after a while and this girl started having an argument with her boyfriend. I told her and my mate that I was going and she asked me to wait. Ended up walking back to the house of the friend that had the party and sharing a spare bed in a mate's room that's away for the summer.

Variety is the spice of life, she was so far at the other end of the spectrum to any other girl I've got with. Covered in tattoos, long blue hair, piercings everywhere. To be fair, I think I was somewhat different to her usual as well - she said I was much too pretty and well spoken to be getting with a girl like her.

Alt girls are strawberry floating intense, by the way. Bitch nearly bit my ear off and pulled a clump of my hair out.

She sounds strawberry floating hot tbf. Are you gonna see her again?

[Igor]

I ended up going home with a Suicide Girl looking chick last night. I say 'going home', I met her at a friend's house party, got to about 1am and she was keen to go to a heavy metal night at a club in the city centre. Not my scene, but another mate wanted to go so I thought strawberry float it.

The place really wasn't my scene. The club usually has hip hop/mainstream pop punk rooms as well, but last night it was just screamo noise. Anyway, I wanted to get the strawberry float out after a while and this girl started having an argument with her boyfriend. I told her and my mate that I was going and she asked me to wait. Ended up walking back to the house of the friend that had the party and sharing a spare bed in a mate's room that's away for the summer.

Variety is the spice of life, she was so far at the other end of the spectrum to any other girl I've got with. Covered in tattoos, long blue hair, piercings everywhere. To be fair, I think I was somewhat different to her usual as well - she said I was much too pretty and well spoken to be getting with a girl like her.

Alt girls are strawberry floating intense, by the way. Bitch nearly bit my ear off and pulled a clump of my hair out.

She sounds strawberry floating hot tbf. Are you gonna see her again?

dunno, I'll probably see her at a house party again at some point but it won't be like, we've arranged to see each other. I wouldn't mind seeing her again though, she was sexy as strawberry float.

and yeah, she was the one with the boyfriend. dude gave me a rizla, seemed okay.

and Ad, dude, 3 years ago now. the lamp post has forgiven me, why can't you?

[aayl1]

Hey, the onus is on the one in the relationship, not Igor. He did nothing wrong.