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by Glowy69 » Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:58 pm

To be 23 again. :(

I'd be sitting in my room right now playing REmake on my GameCube. :shifty:

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by Andrew Mills » Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:59 pm

[iup=3511817]ianf[/iup] wrote:23. I'm recently out of a relationship and don't want another for a while, never slept round much before it so I kinda want to play the field a bit before anything else. Don't want to look back when I'm old and have missed out on the opportunity to shag lots of hot young women.

Which is fair enough. I'm happy I took this stance when I was single (many years ago now) and I'm more than happy with my previous history. It's made 'settling down' all the more easier.

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by Hexx » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:00 pm

If you really want SexyTimes. Just go gay and be a bit a slu-....Stud. :datass:

I'm not exactly buff but do alright for myself ;)

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by Andrew Mills » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:09 pm

[iup=3511830]Hexx[/iup] wrote:If you really want SexyTimes. Just go gay and be a bit a slu-....Stud. :datass:

I'm not exactly buff but do alright for myself ;)

I suppose that's one of the things gay man have no issues with (seeing as most blokes testosterone levels mean sex is usually on their minds).

Still, boobies and 'shaven clams'... :wub: :datass:

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by Hexx » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:12 pm

[iup=3511838]Andrew Mills[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3511830]Hexx[/iup] wrote:If you really want SexyTimes. Just go gay and be a bit a slu-....Stud. :datass:

I'm not exactly buff but do alright for myself ;)

I suppose that's one of the things gay man have no issues with (seeing as most blokes testosterone levels mean sex is usually on their minds).

Still, boobies and 'shaven clams'... :wub: :datass:


Sometimes straight men just want a bit of relief too

Men :wub:

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by Rocsteady » Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:18 pm

Andrew Mills wrote:
[iup=3511817]ianf[/iup] wrote:23. I'm recently out of a relationship and don't want another for a while, never slept round much before it so I kinda want to play the field a bit before anything else. Don't want to look back when I'm old and have missed out on the opportunity to shag lots of hot young women.

Which is fair enough. I'm happy I took this stance when I was single (many years ago now) and I'm more than happy with my previous history. It's made 'settling down' all the more easier.

Yeah I thought that too, it played on my mind with the last gf knowing that I could be out trying to get other women, and that she had been with many more men than vice versa. Think it'll help for future relationships if I can be a bit of a player now.

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by Buffalo » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:25 pm

Hexx wrote:I'm not exactly buff


Who is? 8-)

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by Hexx » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:36 pm

[iup=3511893]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:
Hexx wrote:I'm not exactly buff


Who is? 8-)


Every single response I've typed to that would get me banned. :slol:

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by Joer » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:37 pm

The ex is practically begging me to give her another chance. Saying no is so bloody hard.

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by Buffalo » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:37 pm

slol slol slol

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by bigcheez2k3 » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:26 pm

Hold firm, Joer.

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by Rocsteady » Sun Jul 20, 2014 7:52 pm

^

This.

In a couple of years you'll be with a new chick and loving life and be glad as strawberry float that you didn't just go for the cop out option and revisit the past, which will end up having disastrous consequences anyway.

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by Rocsteady » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:02 am

Shagged the friend who offered to be a strawberry float buddy, was pretty gash. She sucks dick fairly well though and wasn't doing much else so no harm done. Assuming she's sti free.

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by Buffalo » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:16 am

You do realise that this thread is about actual relationships though, yeah? Not a blog telling us how many dirty slags you've been strawberry floating.
Put it in the chat room thread, stud.

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by Rightey » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:36 am

[iup=3512228]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:You do realise that this thread is about actual relationships though, yeah? Not a blog telling us how many dirty slags you've been strawberry floating.
Put it in the chat room thread, stud.


Wha??? What about Falsey's stories?

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by Tafdolphin » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:02 am

[iup=3512228]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:You do realise that this thread is about actual relationships though, yeah? Not a blog telling us how many dirty slags you've been strawberry floating.
Put it in the chat room thread, stud.


Literally the worst/least accurate thing ever put in this thread. I mean, have you actually ever read it?

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by Jay Adama » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:20 am

[iup=3512255]Tafdolphin[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3512228]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:You do realise that this thread is about actual relationships though, yeah? Not a blog telling us how many dirty slags you've been strawberry floating.
Put it in the chat room thread, stud.


Literally the worst/least accurate thing ever put in this thread. I mean, have you actually ever read it?

It probably should be for that though. There's plenty of people spilling their guts in here or looking for advice about bad situations and then someone posts to say how many chicks they're shagging. Just make a "Sexual Adventures" thread and post all that stuff in there.

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by 1cmanny1 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:40 am

I was going to make a similar comment, the guy didn't even post a question or dilemma. Only Falsey is allowed to boast.

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by Buffalo » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:37 am

Tafdolphin wrote:
[iup=3512228]Buffalo[/iup] wrote:You do realise that this thread is about actual relationships though, yeah? Not a blog telling us how many dirty slags you've been strawberry floating.
Put it in the chat room thread, stud.


Literally the worst/least accurate thing ever put in this thread. I mean, have you actually ever read it?


Yes, and it used to be about relationships. Because the topic is about...relationships, not a couple of young'uns vying for the biggest e-dick award. It's boring.

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by Green Gecko » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:58 am

I've had more sex lately which imo means my relationship has improved, also getting more business and generally better wellbeing, apparently a "non depressed person" according to the doc. And went partying the other day, woke up laying naked with a boner apparently, so girlf noted this, watched some skins, I was getting pretty tired of people on TV getting more action than me, glad this was mutual cos got some of the passion in the sex like, came up upstairs and woke me up with a great blowjob.

So yeah my relationships now based around how horny teenage dramas make us, does that count as a relationship issue.

But you guys were all saying my relationship was doomed just because no rote sex all the time, to hell with y'all.

(some of you said do more stuff so thanks for that).

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