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by False » Fri Jan 16, 2015 4:47 pm

Got a hot date with Nottingham girl tonight. Dead excited :mrgreen:

Called me up in work before and was being very rude whilst I was trying to keep a straight face.

Im dead tempted to just propose and see if she says yes.

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by That's not a growth » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:22 pm

Could this be love?

Yesterday my ex came around for a session. Went OK, she came around at 2, we got stoned, strawberry floated, napped, strawberry floated some more then she left.

Just got s message off another girl wanting to meet up tonight. Still trying to decide if I can be bothered.

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by False » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:29 pm

Ive just driven back from work and all my roads are snowed and iced to strawberry float. Im gonna do everything in my power to work around it but if I get stuck in here tonight Im going to kill myself

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by Trelliz » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:34 pm

[iup=3656215]Falsey[/iup] wrote:Ive just driven back from work and all my roads are snowed and iced to strawberry float. Im gonna do everything in my power to work around it but if I get stuck in here tonight Im going to kill myself


Whereas it's far more sporting to go out in a blizzard on icy roads and kill yourself that way instead?

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by False » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:38 pm

Trelliz you dont appreciate how much I like doing sex on this girl

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by That's not a growth » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:52 pm

Decided I'm going to see that girl tonight. I'm surprised she wants to, to be honest. We haven't really gotten to know each other, all I really know is I asked her if she wants to be tied up and she said she does. Oh well, if I wake up tomorrow without a kidney Grcade will be the first to know about it.

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by False » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:56 pm

You dont get anywhere if you wont risk it for the biscuit.

Go mad, live the dream.

Im off out now too, so if I dont come back tomorrow assume I died on the way back to my home planet.

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by Trelliz » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:07 pm

[iup=3656268]Falsey[/iup] wrote:You dont get anywhere if you wont risk it for the biscuit.

Go mad, live the dream.

Im off out now too, so if I dont come back tomorrow assume I died on the way back to my home planet.


Tell GRcade I said..."hello".

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by Corazon de Leon » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:33 pm

[iup=3656268]Falsey[/iup] wrote:You dont get anywhere if you wont risk it for the biscuit.

Go mad, live the dream.

Im off out now too, so if I dont come back tomorrow assume I died on the way back to my home planet.


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by degoose » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:35 pm

[iup=3656288]Corazon de Leon[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3656268]Falsey[/iup] wrote:You dont get anywhere if you wont risk it for the biscuit.

Go mad, live the dream.

Im off out now too, so if I dont come back tomorrow assume I died on the way back to my home planet.


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by Ad7 » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:57 pm

> live the dream
> still lives with parents and is going to spend a weekend with someone he doesn't even fancy

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by Glowy69 » Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:08 pm

:lol:

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by False » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:05 am

Well, had one of the best and worst evenings of my life tonight.

All of the usual filth, but turned up a notch. Got real strawberry floating grim. Was ace. Got to hear probably the best sentence Ive ever heard, "You like my bum dont you? Well you get a free pass to it tonight, do what you like". I almost openly wept. I would've eaten my dinner out of it if I thought I could get away with it. Plus she wore my favourite skirt and heels, which she kept on for the duration of the fun stuff. Now at this point Im thinking something is up, unless she really missed me or something.

She said a few weird things which I thought were a bit odd, but I was having the time of my life, so just got on with the important stuff.

So after we are all done and chatting and all that gooseberry fool she tells me that she wont be able to see me again. Im thinking, what did I do etc. Then she tells me about her work etc and how well its going and shes being promoted to real management etc. Im thrilled for her, obviously. Then she tells me that part and parcel of this is that she is going to be moving further away, like really further away. Like Australia far away. Im obviously really happy for her, but that is that as far as we are concerned. She had mentioned this before, but I never actually saw it happening.

Real talk, I strawberry floating really like this girl. Like, as a person rather than just a collection of warm holes. She must have seen that I was a bit shellshocked and said that she is in Chester for another week yet (her family live here) and she would like to see me again. But idk, Im not sure I want to. I want to see her, but I sort of feel like a clean cut might be the best way forward with it. Shes way out of my league, strawberry floating stunning to look at, dead smart, pure filth, evil in all the best ways, but its also the gay gooseberry fool like her laugh etc, I strawberry floating love it. I cant think of a single other woman Ive ever nailed who even comes close. Gonna really strawberry floating miss her.

Man, really gooseberry fool. I ended up driving home blasting out some Dire Straits.

Tonights pick up snack was a Chicken Legend with salsa and tears.

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by False » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:07 am

[iup=3656391]Ad7[/iup] wrote:> live the dream
> still lives with parents and is going to spend a weekend with someone he doesn't even fancy

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Whats the deal with you getting all butt blasted by whatever Im up to?

And fwiw, I do quite fancy her. I dont know what it is. Might be the accent.

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by <]:^D » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:09 am

damn falsey that sucks.

see her one more time buddy - i think you'd regret it if you didn't.

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by Igor » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:45 am

I done strawberry floated up with my girlfriend, hope it's doesn't get weird.

We've been together almost six months now, easily the best relationship I've ever had. For those that remember, this is my ex-friend's ex-girlfriend. I'm relieved it's worked out, let's put it that way.

She recently asked me how serious I'd told my family we were. After some badgering, I told her that my mother had already asked me how serious we were, should she put in the effort getting to know my girlfriend, that sort of thing. I'd told my mother that given my past relationship experience, if I was going to marry someone then it'd be my girlfriend. Now the girlfriend seems very happy that I feel that way, but I'm worried that this'll put pressure on us unnecessarily.

Have I revealed my hand too early?

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by aayl1 » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:40 am

Igor: Nah, don't worry about it . You merelyu got some brownie points wihth her. And you know where you can spend BRWNie points? (her bum)

Falsye: Yeah that sucks big time. I hate it that as soon as you find a girl that reminds yuo that life is maybe worth livign she moves away. Ive been there though and it sucks fickung big time. I am at lest happy that yu are not hppier than me though. I love you but I couldnt' cope if you found the meanin of ife before me

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by Poser » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:30 am

Falsey, you should follow her to Australia, just to give us an excuse to post more Jay from the Inbetweeners gifs.

Igor, thats fine man. If you feel that way, it does no harm for her to know that.

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by Corazon de Leon » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:55 am

[iup=3656496]Falsey[/iup] wrote:Well, had one of the best and worst evenings of my life tonight.

All of the usual filth, but turned up a notch. Got real strawberry floating grim. Was ace. Got to hear probably the best sentence Ive ever heard, "You like my bum dont you? Well you get a free pass to it tonight, do what you like". I almost openly wept. I would've eaten my dinner out of it if I thought I could get away with it. Plus she wore my favourite skirt and heels, which she kept on for the duration of the fun stuff. Now at this point Im thinking something is up, unless she really missed me or something.

She said a few weird things which I thought were a bit odd, but I was having the time of my life, so just got on with the important stuff.

So after we are all done and chatting and all that gooseberry fool she tells me that she wont be able to see me again. Im thinking, what did I do etc. Then she tells me about her work etc and how well its going and shes being promoted to real management etc. Im thrilled for her, obviously. Then she tells me that part and parcel of this is that she is going to be moving further away, like really further away. Like Australia far away. Im obviously really happy for her, but that is that as far as we are concerned. She had mentioned this before, but I never actually saw it happening.

Real talk, I strawberry floating really like this girl. Like, as a person rather than just a collection of warm holes. She must have seen that I was a bit shellshocked and said that she is in Chester for another week yet (her family live here) and she would like to see me again. But idk, Im not sure I want to. I want to see her, but I sort of feel like a clean cut might be the best way forward with it. Shes way out of my league, strawberry floating stunning to look at, dead smart, pure filth, evil in all the best ways, but its also the gay gooseberry fool like her laugh etc, I strawberry floating love it. I cant think of a single other woman Ive ever nailed who even comes close. Gonna really strawberry floating miss her.

Man, really gooseberry fool. I ended up driving home blasting out some Dire Straits.

Tonights pick up snack was a Chicken Legend with salsa and tears.



That sucks mate.

With that said, I almost choked on my Cheerios reading the bolded bits. :slol:

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by False » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:13 am

[iup=3656533]Poser[/iup] wrote:Falsey, you should follow her to Australia, just to give us an excuse to post more Jay from the Inbetweeners gifs.


:lol: I didnt even make that connection. FML.

[iup=3656520]aayl1[/iup] wrote:Falsye: Yeah that sucks big time. I hate it that as soon as you find a girl that reminds yuo that life is maybe worth livign she moves away. Ive been there though and it sucks fickung big time. I am at lest happy that yu are not hppier than me though. I love you but I couldnt' cope if you found the meanin of ife before me


Thanks, man.

[iup=3656538]Corazon de Leon[/iup] wrote:That sucks mate.

With that said, I almost choked on my Cheerios reading the bolded bits. :slol:


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