Something nice in the news for a change

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7791427.stm

Seeing as it's the season of "goodwill to all" it makes a change to read something like that, not all people are wankers it seems.

That is really nice, thanks for posting that, put a smile on my face.

Amature. I would have taken his kneecaps a long time ago.

200 quid? Is that all? According to interest rates and rates of inflation, he should have given him 387.67 exactly.

Wanker!!

What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

What a banana split.

Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

That would definately make up for it.

I broke someone rear windscreen wiper whilst very very drunk last year, so I went back an left £40 in an envelope under one of the still in situ wipes the next morning. I felt like an utter twat.

Some guy went through my entire street one night many years ago and smashed peoples' car mirrors. He took them all home and woke up with them the next morning. This included my Dad's car mirror.

The guy went round every single house with his box of mirrors asking if people wanted them back, and money to buy a replacement.

Nice chap.

JingleJay wrote:
Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

What a banana split.

Not arguing. Probably the lowest I've ever been in my life and felt extremely self destructive.

Don't know what I'd do to make it up the owners though.

Father Yoshimas wrote:
JingleJay wrote:
Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

What a banana split.

Not arguing. Probably the lowest I've ever been in my life and felt extremely self destructive.

Don't know what I'd do to make it up the owners though.

A respray job might do the trick.

Father Yoshimas wrote:
JingleJay wrote:
Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

What a banana split.

Not arguing. Probably the lowest I've ever been in my life and felt extremely self destructive.

Don't know what I'd do to make it up the owners though.

I'd imagine they'd be happy if you threw yourself under a bus.

Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

Thats just mailcious! I dont care how drunk you get keying cars is just mindless damage! A note would be nice but im sure the money to pay for re spraying would be better!

Father Yoshimas wrote:
JingleJay wrote:
Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

What a banana split.

Not arguing. Probably the lowest I've ever been in my life and felt extremely self destructive.

Don't know what I'd do to make it up the owners though.

Surely self destructive doesnt affect other people?

Father Yoshimas wrote:
JingleJay wrote:
Father Yoshimas wrote:What a great story. I keyed some cars while drunk last week, I pondered writing a similar note to the various cars owners.

What a ****.

Not arguing. Probably the lowest I've ever been in my life and felt extremely self destructive.

Don't know what I'd do to make it up the owners though.

Key yourself next time then. :fp:

FatDaz wrote:
Father Yoshimas wrote:Not arguing. Probably the lowest I've ever been in my life and felt extremely self destructive.

Don't know what I'd do to make it up the owners though.

Surely self destructive doesnt affect other people?

It's self-destructive because of the guilt he is presumably feeling now.

Give the cars' owners £50 each, Yoshi.

Does if you get caught. It's a terrible thing to do either way, and if I had any cash whatsoever I would have gone back and offered what I had. It was just a night where I felt very very depressed, pissed off and alone. Mix those feelings with alcohol and stupid things start to happen.

Anyway, yes I'm a banana split. But the gentlemen in the news story is a great great guy.

Merry Christmas.

Father Yoshimas wrote:Anyway, yes I'm a ****. But the gentlemen in the news story is a great great guy.

Merry Christmas.

We all make mistakes. At least you have the decency to feel remorse.

Merry Christmas to you to!

Father Yoshimas wrote:Does if you get caught. It's a terrible thing to do either way, and if I had any cash whatsoever I would have gone back and offered what I had. It was just a night where I felt very very depressed, pissed off and alone. Mix those feelings with alcohol and stupid things start to happen.

Anyway, yes I'm a banana split. But the gentlemen in the news story is a great great guy.

Merry Christmas.

You don't deserve a christmassy name. I demand an Admin changes to it to Mr. Yoshi: Hitlers bastard grandchild to really get across just how evil you are. You monster.

Some bastard keyed my old car. But that car was a piece of gooseberry fool so I didn't even care that much.

Something nice in the news for a change

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