I can't believe this hasn't been made yet. Let's go!
"Here we strawberry floating go" opening song Terrible beard Opens with The Last Guardian, in-game footage from the off, ICO-like visual style, animation and sound design...2016 release! Yoshida is loving it as he comes out. Hero, credits Fumito Ueda. Ueda-san in the crowd, crowd goes nuts.
Guerrilla Games new IP called Horizon: Zero Dawn - a post-apocalypse - tribes, wolf skins and insane looking robots. Gameplay footage again - 3rd person action adventure stealth New IO Interactive game - Hitman, CGI trailer, exclusive beta, 6 exclusive missions Street Fighter 5 - Birdie and Cammy reveal, still console exclusive, July 23rd beta No Man's Sky, Sean Murray - live gameplay walk through, looks the tits, level of scale is absolutely nuts, seriously, literally thousands and thousands of planets, scavenging, exploring, space battles. Media Molecule are back! Alex Evans introduces 'Dreams' - creating dreams to be able to share with others, LBP style. A living painting, a 'sketchbook' watercolour style. Looks like a film-making/performance art tool, be the next John Lasseter? Firewatch - covered by Eurogamer in the past, a 1st person mystery. Adam Boyes still an annoying prick, still blathering on about Destiny. Announces new trailer for The Taken King. New locales?! New enemy types?! strawberry floating light bows?! September 15th. More exclusive content. Name drops Peter Crisp and the other proles who don't have a Gjallarhorn yet. Ass Creed Syndicate - female assassin, exclusive missions. World of Final Fantasy - exclusive to PS4 and Vita in 2016, a cutesy art style, looks a bit mad. Final Fantasy VII remake, first on PS4!! Teaser trailer looks amazing. 4 new Devolver games on PS4 - Ronin, Eitr, Mother Russia Bleeds, Crossing Souls. Kickstarter...Shenmue 3??!?!? Yu Suzuki brought on stage!! What the strawberry float?! Countdowns to the opening of Shenmue 3 Kickstarter page. New arkham Knight trailer...shows Joker being incinerated. In-game first person clip, is strawberry floating terrifying. Andy House, introduces Morpheus, several games playing in background. Rigs, a Morpheus FPS multiplayer game. Playstation Vue in more U.S. states...yay. Playstation partners with Activision for Cod Blops 3 exclusive reveal. 4 player campaign co-op. Map packs and stuff first on PS4 now, 'the new home'. Another beta in August. Some Star Wars Disney Infinity bollocks introduced by a man who has taken cocaine. PS timed exclusive sets. Star Wars Battlefront - an SP/co-op horde mode as well as MP stuff. Uncharted 4 closes the show - the graphics, strawberry floating hell mate. Presentation got a bit ballsed up at the start - didn't this happen last year?! Awesome in-game footage play through involving a huge tank, witty banter, lots of people getting shot and punched, and a Motorstorm-esque driving section!