Spiders.... really?

PostSpiders.... really? by **JiggerJay** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:14 pm

Come on, we need to toughen up Grcade, we cant have fellow members feeling scared of small arachnids, i propose that a few of us brave ones assemble together into teams of fire squads to enter these peoples homes and rid them of their daddy long legs and what not,

Flame throwers will be provided, who's in?

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Hexx** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:15 pm

They're too scary!

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **JiggerJay** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:16 pm

would you like us to come to your house? its not a problem, you provide us with some tv news, it'll be free of charge for you! (damages not covered!)

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Cuttooth** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:19 pm

The fear comes from the knowledge that many spiders are poisonous (albeit not in this country), it's not totally irrational to have a dislike of bugs, screaming and cowering in the corner at the sight of one is a little much though.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Hexx** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:19 pm

Yes please. There's dozens of the little buggers in every room...

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **TheTurnipKing** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:20 pm

JiggerJay wrote:damages not covered!

And remember...

The flowers are still standing!

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Count Nood** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:26 pm

Hexx wrote:They're too scary!

This.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Banjo** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:30 pm

Seen PENIS SPIDER yet?

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Shadow** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:39 pm

I don't understand people being scared of spiders, even massive and/or poisonous ones, you'd still win in a fight with absolute ease, spiders are small and fragile, just fukken kill them if they're that scary.

I promise you, they're easy to kill.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Xeno** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:39 pm

Banjo wrote:Seen PENIS SPIDER yet?

nope, what is this fabled penis spider?

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **JiggerJay** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:45 pm

Shadow wrote:I don't understand people being scared of spiders, even massive and/or poisonous ones, you'd still win in a fight with absolute ease, spiders are small and fragile, just fukken kill them if they're that scary.

I promise you, they're easy to kill.

you up for joining my crusade to help out people like Hexx?

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Shadow** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:49 pm

JiggerJay wrote:
Shadow wrote:I don't understand people being scared of spiders, even massive and/or poisonous ones, you'd still win in a fight with absolute ease, spiders are small and fragile, just fukken kill them if they're that scary.

I promise you, they're easy to kill.

you up for joining my crusade to help out people like Hexx?

Yeah sure, no flamethowers for me though, I'll just pick 'em up and put them outside.

Incidentally I don't seem to get many spiders in my house, do you think they only visit people who're scared? A bit like how Santa only visits people who're well behaved.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **JiggerJay** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:51 pm

Shadow wrote:
JiggerJay wrote:
Shadow wrote:I don't understand people being scared of spiders, even massive and/or poisonous ones, you'd still win in a fight with absolute ease, spiders are small and fragile, just fukken kill them if they're that scary.

I promise you, they're easy to kill.

you up for joining my crusade to help out people like Hexx?

Yeah sure, no flamethowers for me though, I'll just pick 'em up and put them outside.

Incidentally I don't seem to get many spiders in my house, do you think they only visit people who're scared? A bit like how Santa only visits people who're well behaved.

I sent the spiders to Codename 47's house and hexx's house, we have an understanding.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Turok** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:59 pm

What about..... SHADOW SPIDERS!

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Hexx** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:04 pm

Mission Briefing

Phase #1 - Infiltrate the Bathroom

Your initially threat comes from the Skylight in the bathroom. Being up so high the Spiders have made several nests. The webs are slowly encrouching downwards...danlging lower and lower....

There's also signs they may have started using bio weapons!

Phase #2 - Defend the throne!!!

The spiders have set up a nest above this most sacred of places. Despite many bug sprays and turnings on...the extraction fan is still a hot bed of Spider activity - and a door to the outside world to allow more in.

The spiders regularly send oout scouts...and their webs often get spun during the day...no matter how many times they are removed.

There's also an evil monster spider hiding behind the tank...just waiting to pounce on unsuspecting poopers...turing what should be a very relaxing experience into a tense race against time...

Phase #3 - No Rest for the wicked...

Our last Spider is unkillable.

No matter how times it gets mushed it (or a similar clone) always comes back.

It just sits there. Watching poor little Hexxy sleep...waiting for his chance to kill Hexx. To get this Spider the brave team will have to fight past the desk chair, over the dirty laundary and then overcome the pile of books by the bed. Wild gays may also attempt to intercept and detain any brave team sent in this last room...

Final Phase - Victory!

Any team brave enough to sucessfully complete the first three phases will be treated to Mohito's and Popcorn in the living room, with 360 games for all!

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **cheekyjay87** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:08 pm

Or you could always get a spiderman to remove his friend from your home

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Look Over There** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:08 pm

I'm so strawberry floatin in!
I was fighting old people in a mental hospital yesterday, killing spiders can't be harder than that!

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **PuppetBoy** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:11 pm

Look Over There wrote:I was fighting old people in a mental hospital yesterday, killing spiders can't be harder than that!

This requires more explanation.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Look Over There** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:20 pm

Right my brother, flat feet. And apparently the only pedietriest foot doctor in the country is at the mental hospital so i was walkin back to the car because the waiting room smelt like crap, and then an 80 year old jumped me, needless to say i kicked her ass, and then so did the guy that was there so that didn't happen.

PostRe: Spiders.... really? by **Rightey** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:27 pm

It's just a bug guys.

Just start eating pistachios and you'll soon get over your fear of insects, as in a bag there will usually be 3 or 4 pistachios that have a larva in them that's been cooked. At first you think it's pretty gross, but then you just get over it as you've spent several dollars on nuts.

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