Stay indoors and be prepared.

PostStay indoors and be prepared. by **Peter Crisp** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:12 pm

The UK is seeing an unprecedented crimewave that has resulted in a beach towel being stolen so try and keep safe during these terrifying times.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-33564247

I expect the police to at least shoot the monsters responsible and parliament needs to be recalled now.

PostRe: Stay indoors and be prepared. by **Squinty** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:31 pm

This is of paramount importance. They need to reinstate the death penalty for this.

PostRe: Stay indoors and be prepared. by **Moggy** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:32 pm

First they take the beach towels and then they will take the deckchairs. Nobody is safe from this menace.

PostRe: Stay indoors and be prepared. by **Rightey** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:38 pm

Today beach towels tomorrow... quarries and stadiums!

PostRe: Stay indoors and be prepared. by **Hexx** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:59 pm

This behaviour shouldn't be Towelerated

PostRe: Stay indoors and be prepared. by KK » Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:06 pm

Probably German.

Stay indoors and be prepared.

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