Stupid stuff you've done drunk

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **Rax** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:14 pm

Slept in a bush outside a night club while waiting for my friends, for some reason I left early, may have been forcibly removed.

Vomited down the side of my friends moms car when she offered me a lift home, I didnt get the lift home in the end.

Threatened to kill a guy I worked with because he was a prick to a female coworker that I liked.

Slept on a palette outside my parents house when I was home for a night becaus I got my keys mixed up and tried to use the wrong one to open the door, I gave up and fell asleep instead.

Wouldnt reccomend that last one, back was sore for days, the rest were great fun though!

Raxicori wrote:Slept in a bush outside a night club while waiting for my friends, for some reason I left early, may have been forcibly removed.

Vomited down the side of my friends moms car when she offered me a lift home, I didnt get the lift home in the end.

Threatened to kill a guy I worked with because he was a prick to a female coworker that I liked.

Slept on a palette outside my parents house when I was home for a night becaus I got my keys mixed up and tried to use the wrong one to open the door, I gave up and fell asleep instead.

Wouldnt reccomend that last one, back was sore for days, the rest were great fun though!

Another secret yank in our midst lads!

Little Drummer Boy wrote:Last night we went out and I got plastered (complete whim as I was planning an early night). We got back from the club then headed out again for fast food and we took the front room wall clock with us, planning to use it as 'proof' that it was still early if everywhere closed on us.

I spent about half an hour wandering around the street (3am-ish), approaching randomers, entering fast food places and talking to customers and workers, asking people for the time. Then as they'd look at their watch I'd go "no mate, it's OK... I've got the time!" and whip out the clock, then read them the time like a talking clock, complete with "sponsored by Accurist".

Some people laughed. Some people didn't. I can see why.

I'm a twat sometimes. Might go teetotal if this happens again, I feel like a right prick now.

Steals this idea for next Monday Night 8-)

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **Rax** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:20 pm

IRON NAN wrote:
Raxicori wrote:Slept in a bush outside a night club while waiting for my friends, for some reason I left early, may have been forcibly removed.

Vomited down the side of my friends moms car when she offered me a lift home, I didnt get the lift home in the end.

Threatened to kill a guy I worked with because he was a prick to a female coworker that I liked.

Slept on a palette outside my parents house when I was home for a night becaus I got my keys mixed up and tried to use the wrong one to open the door, I gave up and fell asleep instead.

Wouldnt reccomend that last one, back was sore for days, the rest were great fun though!

Another secret yank in our midst lads!

Secret yank?

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **Hexx** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:23 pm

Slept with a straight "very good" friend.

:fp:

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **That** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:24 pm

Hexxmas wrote:Slept with a straight best friend.

I told you not to tell anyone about that!

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **Hexx** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:25 pm

Christprof wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:Slept with a straight best friend.

I told you not to tell anyone about that!

I downgraded it from "best" so no one would know it was you :shifty:

Hexxmas wrote:Slept with a straight "very good" friend.

He is clearly not very straight is he :lol:

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **Hexx** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:28 pm

Santapher wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:Slept with a straight "very good" friend.

He is clearly not very straight is he

I'm not talking to you about this again. You were no help last time.

And he'd consider himself it, yes. :oops:

Hexxmas wrote:
Santapher wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:Slept with a straight "very good" friend.

He is clearly not very straight is he

I'm not talking to you about this again. You were no help last time.

And he'd consider himself it, yes.

Him

At my graduation I climbed out onto the roof of our hotel, threw an apple at someone across the way looking out the window at me, security were coming up the way so I ran inside someone's room and played dead on the shower floor - they came into the room (they checked everywhere) looked at me and said "nah, he's strawberry floated so it couldn't have been him". 8-)

Played dead. :lol:

I haven't really done much. Once I went around hugging everyone at a party.

I jumped a turnstile and faceplanted the floor - my nose has become permanently (but only minorly) crooked and I sprained my thigh. Took six weeks to fully recover from that and then the constant use of ibuprofen strawberry floated with my liver and head.

Most recently I scoured some DVD shelves at a house party and, at 4 in the morning, decided it was a good time for us to watch Schindler's List. We got about half an hour in.

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **That** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:49 pm

Cuban Mistletoe Crisis wrote:Most recently I scoured some DVD shelves at a house party and, at 4 in the morning, decided it was a good time for us to watch Schindler's List. We got about half an hour in.

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **Seven** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:00 pm

Eh, I never really got into mischief that much when drunk. Just very..chatty person, I guess.
That and wearing empty boxes over my head. And doing "Heil!" pose.

I gave my girlfriend the I'm too good for you call, as opposed to the I don't deserve you call.

Hmmm...not that much really, the worst was a few months back when i consumed about 5 pints and about 6 double vodkas in about an hour (it seemed so much longer honest!) then got refused entry back into a club after going out for a fag, so I wandered off in the wrong direction for about an hour before finally coming to my senses and realising i was then about 5 miles from home.

At 3am.

:fp:

i havent really done anything crazy In my opinion

I did one time have a load of drinks at a gig watching Fozzy. I had about 7 pints of Carling and then went to my mates house, drank some more and then at 3 in the morning decided to go home, i had only live in norwich for about 4 months .

Anyway my mate gave me directions and i thought i followed them well. Seems after an hour of walking somewhere i found out the reason why i wasnt getting close to the city centre was because i was walking towards great yarmouth and i wasnt far from the A47 i think it is. Luckily someone was able to point me in the right direction , which i think should have been obvious due to the massive football ground in the distance. It was strawberry floating freezing

The only thing I can think of at the moment is on Friday when my mate had the cone on his head with me and my other mate behind him going 'He looks like a strawberry floating wizard'.

PostRe: Stupid stuff you've done drunk by **bear** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:59 pm

Flipping hell, Hexx must be rubbish in bed.

I first got together with my ex. With hindsight it was the biggest mistake of my life.

Got into a car with a bunch of people I didn't know. I thought it was a taxi. To their credit they didn't rape and murder me, actually dropped me off where I was going and only charged me a fiver.

Stormed off from a mates housewarming party, didn't know the area, got lost and wandered round four an hour before some of my mates came to find me.

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