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Beware the Blue Hats


suzzopher
LewieP
Sarge
Hero Of Canton
Eighthours (pending)
Cal
Green Gecko
DPAD Dave
Raze
Akai XIII


They helped lead us to the Promised Land. I don't think I'm exaggerating by saying it was the greatest exodus since the Old Testament. Now they are among us. And they are something... different. Not mods. Not admin. No extra abilities. No extra buttons. But there. Always there. Watching.

Stalking. Sinister.

And wearing blue hats. Make no mistake. They were our salvation. Without them, we'd likely be divided into small, disparate factions, strewn across the internets. When all seemed lost, in our darkest hour, they banded together and shone a light on the pathway towards our ultimate redemption. I don't think I'm understating it at all by saying that without them we'd all be LITERALLY DEAD.


But one day our Founders may turn on us. Just like our decadent Future Overlords did. Power corrupts us all. Eventually. Make no mistake.

So, use this thread to monitor the Blue Hats activity. Report any suspect behaviour, exposed breasts or ROMPING here. This may be our only bastion of defense. Our safety net. Just in case. Our last hope.... in the event of a 2001: A Space Odyssey HAL type situation.



But you know what the creepiest part of all this is?


Cal. Yes. The eternal anti-authoritarian himself. Conspiracy Theorist extroadinaire. Warrior against the global self-appointed arbiters of power. And now he is one of them. In this brave, new world, Cal, of all people, is a Blue Hat.











WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

Mockmaster wrote:WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

Over there by the beef burgers. We go bowling.

True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.

We're DOOMED!!

There are those who didn't sell out.

Don't ever leave me again Mocky.

Rog wrote:True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.

When you think about it, i was inevitable. All that anti-authoritarian ranting was merely over-compensation for his hunger for power. Maybe it was even a ruse to oust those in power so he could swoop in and take over himself.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Drunken_Master wrote:There are those who didn't sell out.

And they will be remembered in our hearts.

RIP in peace, moustachioed hero.

I don't know where my god is....


I do know that you can get two for one at gourmet burger. For a limited time only.

Mockmaster wrote:


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

Erm maybe, shitting on tits?

Mockmaster wrote:Warrior against the global self-appointed arbiters of power. And now he is one of them.

http://forum.gamesradar.com/groupcp.php ... 87c3946af6

MCN wrote:

Rog wrote:True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.

When you think about it, i was inevitable. All that anti-authoritarian ranting was merely over-compensation for his hunger for power. Maybe it was even a ruse to oust those in power so he could swoop in and take over himself.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

CAL has sold his soul to unlimited power. Rumor had it he used force lightning to throw Rupert Murdoch out of a window before ROMPING with Darth Vader.

I bet he was the one who stole Maddy and framed that Murat geezer. CAL is also one letter away from HAL.

I miss talking to Raze on MSN, he was a good friend and then he just buggered off somewhere. It was actually pretty hurtful.

He is also one letter away from PAL




It's a scary world

WHAT! Mocky now works for Future? Bloody hell, everytime I find myself slowly coming round to liking the guy again he does something to destroy it all.

I've missed you Mockmaster.