Tabloid Bluehats Expose

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PostTabloid Bluehats Expose
by Mockmaster » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:08 pm

Beware the Blue Hats


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They helped lead us to the Promised Land. I don't think I'm exaggerating by saying it was the greatest exodus since the Old Testament. Now they are among us. And they are something... different. Not mods. Not admin. No extra abilities. No extra buttons. But there. Always there. Watching.

Stalking. Sinister.

And wearing blue hats. Make no mistake. They were our salvation. Without them, we'd likely be divided into small, disparate factions, strewn across the internets. When all seemed lost, in our darkest hour, they banded together and shone a light on the pathway towards our ultimate redemption. I don't think I'm understating it at all by saying that without them we'd all be LITERALLY DEAD.


But one day our Founders may turn on us. Just like our decadent Future Overlords did. Power corrupts us all. Eventually. Make no mistake.

So, use this thread to monitor the Blue Hats activity. Report any suspect behaviour, exposed breasts or ROMPING here. This may be our only bastion of defense. Our safety net. Just in case. Our last hope.... in the event of a 2001: A Space Odyssey HAL type situation.



But you know what the creepiest part of all this is?


Cal. Yes. The eternal anti-authoritarian himself. Conspiracy Theorist extroadinaire. Warrior against the global self-appointed arbiters of power. And now he is one of them. In this brave, new world, Cal, of all people, is a Blue Hat.











WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!


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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Prototype » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:09 pm

Akai XII

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Alvin Flummux » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:09 pm

Mockmaster wrote:WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!


Over there by the beef burgers. We go bowling.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Rog » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:10 pm

True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Commander Jameson » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:11 pm

Rog wrote:True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by T9Flake » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:12 pm

We're DOOMED!!

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Drunken_Master » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:12 pm

There are those who didn't sell out.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by DML » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:13 pm

Don't ever leave me again Mocky.

:cry:

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by SEP » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:14 pm

Rog wrote:True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.


When you think about it, i was inevitable. All that anti-authoritarian ranting was merely over-compensation for his hunger for power. Maybe it was even a ruse to oust those in power so he could swoop in and take over himself.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Commander Jameson » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:14 pm

Drunken_Master wrote:There are those who didn't sell out.


And they will be remembered in our hearts.

RIP in peace, moustachioed hero.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by abcd » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:14 pm

I don't know where my god is....


I do know that you can get two for one at gourmet burger. For a limited time only.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Gandalf » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:14 pm

Mockmaster wrote:


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!




Erm maybe, shitting on tits?

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Eighthours » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:23 pm

Mockmaster wrote:Warrior against the global self-appointed arbiters of power. And now he is one of them.


http://forum.gamesradar.com/groupcp.php ... 87c3946af6

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:lol:

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by captain red dog » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:23 pm

MCN wrote:
Rog wrote:True. Cal has sold out his beliefs and traded in his principles for a smidge of power. Shameful.


When you think about it, i was inevitable. All that anti-authoritarian ranting was merely over-compensation for his hunger for power. Maybe it was even a ruse to oust those in power so he could swoop in and take over himself.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

CAL has sold his soul to unlimited power. Rumor had it he used force lightning to throw Rupert Murdoch out of a window before ROMPING with Darth Vader.

I bet he was the one who stole Maddy and framed that Murat geezer. CAL is also one letter away from HAL.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Scotticus Erroticus » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:26 pm

I miss talking to Raze on MSN, he was a good friend and then he just buggered off somewhere. It was actually pretty hurtful. :(

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by abcd » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:26 pm

He is also one letter away from PAL

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It's a scary world

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Mockmaster » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:27 pm

Eighthours wrote:
Mockmaster wrote:Warrior against the global self-appointed arbiters of power. And now he is one of them.


http://forum.gamesradar.com/groupcp.php ... 87c3946af6

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:lol:



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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Rog » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:32 pm

WHAT! Mocky now works for Future? Bloody hell, everytime I find myself slowly coming round to liking the guy again he does something to destroy it all.

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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Mockmaster » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:34 pm

Rog wrote:WHAT! Mocky now works for Future? Bloody hell, everytime I find myself slowly coming round to liking the guy again he does something to destroy it all.


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PostRe: Tabloid Bluehats Expose
by Cuttooth » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:36 pm

I've missed you Mockmaster.


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