Tabloid Headlines 4

PostTabloid Headlines 4 by **Godzilla** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:45 pm

World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

Do your best/worst GRcade

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Ironhide** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:47 pm

HOT-TUB, SWINE DECEASED - World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

STIFFY COCKY PUDDING - Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

RAMPANT RADISH - Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Godzilla** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:53 pm

Bubble and squeak

Toff gobblers are top gobblers

Four candles or fork handles, either way it's going up!

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Victor Mildew** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:56 pm

SOAKY BACON! World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

CURLY GIRLY Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

COST OF LOVING CRISIS! Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Knoyleo** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:57 pm

JETTY BATH ATE MY HAMSTER - World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

STICKY TOFFEE PUT IN - Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

AND HERE'S ONE I MADE (CUM) EARLIER - Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Qikz** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:19 pm

HOTTUB HORROR - World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

LOVIN' IS SWEET - Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

SEX TOY ECONOMY CUCUMBER'D - Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **SEP** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:31 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:SOAKY BACON! World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

This is where we find out that Ad doesn't know what a Guinea Pig is.

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **DML** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:34 pm

SEP wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:SOAKY BACON! World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

This is where we find out that Ad doesn't know what a Guinea Pig is.

strawberry floating crazy isn't it.

PLOP! A NEW GUINEA? - World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

DICK N MIX - Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

DIL DO IT YOURSELF - Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **rinks** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:09 pm

Cavy gravy: world's oldest guinea pig dies in hot-tub accident
(or Cavy drain)

Mind your fillings! Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

Cash strapped-on: cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Ironhide** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:28 pm

more heat than light wrote:PLOP! A NEW GUINEA? - World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

DICK N MIX - Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

DIL DO IT YOURSELF - Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

Those are all great :lol:

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Pedz** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:46 pm

Godzilla wrote:
World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

Not anything to do with headlines, but I had a friend whose sister dropped her hamster in a boilt kettle. Ouch.

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Octoroc** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:14 pm

BUBBLES AND SQUEAK!
BON BONKS!
THEY DO (IT YOURSELF) LIKE IT UP 'EM!

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Ironhide** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:23 pm

Pedz wrote:
Godzilla wrote:
World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

Not anything to do with headlines, but I had a friend whose sister dropped her hamster in a boilt kettle. Ouch.

Hamster boiler doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Herdanos** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:55 pm

VET PET MET WET JET: World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN: Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

CHAuSTerITY BELT AND BRACES: Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

PostRe: Tabloid Headlines 4 by **Zilnad** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 10:14 pm

In the style of those silly magazine covers

EX DROWNED MY DAUGHTER'S PET WHILE HE WAS BUSY SHAGGING MY SISTER IN OUR BRAND NEW HOT TUB - World's oldest guinea pig dies in hottub accident

MY MAN'S COCK TASTES LIKE A CURLY WURLY... AND IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO - Scientists find that toffee eaters are better lovers

MY KIDS CAN'T EAT BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP STICKING THEIR PEPPERAMIS UP MY ARSE - Cost of living crisis drives women to use improvised sex toys

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