TCRT 4 - Can't Stop? Won't Stop! - The Karl Heist

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:11 pm

They're coming out of the god damned walls!

But yeah we all know you went with the Nuke entire site from orbit.
But you had many options

Qikz wrote:They're coming out of the god damned walls!

Surly its "They are combing out the god damned walls!"

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:23 pm

Came in here and thought we were still talking about Jawa's wasp situation

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:50 am

In that current moment of feeling like gooseberry fool and wondering whether or not I should go into work or call in sick. I'm meant to be in London today as well, so if I do call in sick it's going to mess everyone around.

I guess I'll see how I go for the next 40 minutes or so.

Go in. You'll feel worse for not doing so unless you're infectious.

Qikz wrote:In that current moment of feeling like gooseberry fool and wondering whether or not I should go into work or call in sick. I'm meant to be in London today as well, so if I do call in sick it's going to mess everyone around.

I guess I'll see how I go for the next 40 minutes or so.

Unless it is coming out both ends you'll be fine.

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:34 am

Yeah I'll go in. I've been feeling shitty all weekend as par for the course, but I don't think I can justify it today. If it goes horribly and I still feel like this tomorrow, I'll just take tomorrow off.

Me: How long after we've treated it can we declare it clear?
Internet: ... 17 days.
Wife: 17 days? Hey, I don't mean to rain on your parade but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna crawl off there just like they did before! And they're-- they're gonna climb on my head--
Me: Wife.
Wife: --and they're gonna come in here and-- AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
Me: Wife! This little girl survived longer than us with no weapons and no training. Right?
Wife: Why don't you put her in charge?
Me: You'd better just start dealing with it, Wife! Listen to me! Wife! Just deal with it because we need you and I'm sick of your bullshit.

Actually I just went with the 'nuke the whole site from orbit'. :oops:

This place :wub:

(apart from Moggy who obviously needs specialist help).

I phoned in sick last week. My manager said "how sick are you?"
I replied "well, I'm in bed with my Mother!"

Denster wrote:I phoned in sick last week. My manager said "how sick are you?"
I replied "well, I'm in bed with my Mother!"

Strangest threesome ive ever had

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Poser** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:32 am

Denster wrote:I phoned in sick last week. My manager said "how sick are you?"
I replied "well, I'm in bed with my Mother!"

I was in bed with the Mrs the other day and she turned to me and said 'Poser, what's a paedophile?'

I replied:

I finished with my last one because she was too young.
I had to make airplane noise ls to get her to swallow anything.

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Qikz** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:19 am

Denster wrote:I finished with my last one because she was too young.
I had to make airplane noise ls to get her to swallow anything.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Don't judge me.
Love me.

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Poser** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 9:56 am

Try telling that to the judge.

These last 2 pages have been solid gold :lol:

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Poser** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:25 pm

When you've spotted a cardboard box, and think there might be a guy hiding inside it:

PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard by **Hexx** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:29 pm

I'm terrified of Crocodiles (so no idea why I watched this) but strawberry floating hell I was rooting for the crocs to eat some of these idiots

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