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Obviously bad for the family and all that, but I hated him (as did a load of other people who are now playing it cool) and now have to play the grieving colleague if anyone bugs me about it.

His dad winds me the strawberry float up too.

Falsey wrote:Obviously bad for the family and all that, but I hated him (as did a load of other people who are now playing it cool) and now have to play the grieving colleague if anyone bugs me about it.

His dad winds me the strawberry float up too.

You should push him down the stairs as well.

On the plus point, scooter as a prize in the Christmas raffle.

Reminds of some prick who used to live around the corner from me. Thick strawberry float with his thick strawberry float wanker mates who all joined the army as bullet catchers. Every time they came home on leave they would stay at his house and torch a few cars. Total count in the end was 12 or so, including 2 of mine and 1 of my grandfathers.

Was in Afghan doing his thing when his truck got run off the road into some storm run off or something and he drowned.

Of course he got the full horse drawn carriage heroes parade through the town (strawberry floating all the roads up) and every local banana split out in the streets praising what an angel he was. Funny how not a single car has been broken into or damaged in the years since his demise, though.

I was impressed with one of his prick friends though, despite being a total wankstain he came around every day for a few months to make sure the lads mum was sorted. Nice gesture. Havent seen him since though which is also nice.

Ad7 wrote:On the plus point, scooter as a prize in the Christmas raffle.

I think he swapped it for some Seat Ibiza or equal such shite that he drove like a prick. Wheelspinning out of the car park and the likes.

Ad7 wrote:On the plus point, scooter as a prize in the Christmas raffle.

Falsey wrote:
I was impressed with one of his prick friends though, despite being a total wankstain he came around every day for a few months to make sure the lads mum was sorted. Nice gesture. Havent seen him since though which is also nice.

The guy's just died and his mate is already moving in on the mum? Classy.

I rewrote that sentence a couple of times but I couldnt arrange it in a way that didnt sound like he was strawberry floating her.

Bloke from my year at school died a few months ago from a heart attack that was almost certainly caused by drug abuse.

He was a bully at school (I remember him stealing one of my friend's shiny Pokémon cards ), he was in prison for armed robbery within a year of leaving, he used to boast on Facebook about fights he'd been in fairly regularly, he was always in court fighting to gain rights to see his son and he was one of those melters always posting pictures of himself wearing a vest in the gym.

Of course, when he died it turned out he was the town angel who always brought out the best in people, an inspiration to everyone who had the pleasure to meet him.

He was a banana split and quite frankly the world is a better place without him in it.

FAO: Falsey

LewisD wrote:FAO: Falsey

What's that boy doing to those kittens?

Ad7 wrote:

LewisD wrote:FAO: Falsey

What's that boy doing to those kittens?

Loving them.

Ad7 wrote:

LewisD wrote:FAO: Falsey

What's that boy doing to those kittens?

He thinks they're puppies. It's The Dog Delusion.

Falsey wrote:I rewrote that sentence a couple of times but I couldnt arrange it in a way that didnt sound like he was strawberry floating her.

exact same reaction to the original post as Poser

There was a guy at my school who ended up getting 4 years in prison for attempted arson. He went round to the house of someone else from my secondary school and poured lighter fluid through the letterbox, then tried to throw lit matches through. When the first attempt failed he went to buy more lighter fluid and matches, came back to try again and still failed. I think the 4 year sentence was more to do with his inability to start a fire with lighter fluid and matches.
After he got out some thieves broke into his house and stole his laptop, but then found a load of child porn on it so the thieves actually turned him in to the police.


There was another guy at my school who was a total bellend, came to our school after he got expelled from another one. He made grandiose claims about how he had connected a load of old BBC computers in a store cupboard together into a supercomputer and all kinds of total shite. After school he ended up working for Safestyle or something, then just went mental one day. Stabbed one his co-workers, vanished for 3 or 4 hours then threw himself infront of a train. Local legend has it that he laid his neck down on the tracks and the train decapitated him.

Poser wrote:

Jesus

It would seem we are included in the Nation Online Memory at the British Library

http://explore.bl.uk/primo_library/libweb/action/display.do?tabs=moreTab&ct=display&fn=search&doc=WA20130413222813%2fjFSh9ku0AEA4Ex6GWc1toA%3d%3d&indx=1&recIds=WA20130413222813%2fjFSh9ku0AEA4Ex6GWc1toA%3d%3d&recIdxs=0&elementId=0&renderMode=poppedOut&displayMode=full&frbrVersion=&dscnt=1&scp.scps=scope%3A%28BLCONTENT%29&frbg=&tab=local_tab&dstmp=1489758342642&srt=rank&mode=Basic&vl(488279563UI0)=any&dum=true&tb=t&vl(freeText0)=grcade&vid=BLVU1