TCRT 4 - Can't Stop? Won't Stop! - The Karl Heist

Just getting home from being awake since 5pm Friday. I'm gunna die.

Bunni wrote:Just getting home from being awake since 5pm Friday. I'm gunna die.

Being awake that long is one of the weirdest experiences you can have.

I've been getting by on roughly 2 hours sleep a night since Thursday, combined with heavy partying and literally only eating bread and pizza I feel like my body's about ready to collapse.

Karl wrote:

<]:^D wrote:

Karl wrote:It's always seemed fairly obvious to me that the logistics of properly using and maintaining a fleshlight wouldn't be worth any benefit in masturbation intensity.

yeah alright we know youre clever u nerd

I really dislike it when people post things like this. I don't post on here to look 'clever.' I hope it's just a joke and no-one actually thinks that.

Karl i was only joking

Okay, sorry! Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet. My bad.

Karl wrote:Okay, sorry! Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet. My bad.

Maybe if you weren't such a strawberry floatin' egg head you'd be able to see through gags like this.

FFS.

So mean

Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Yeah but over time these thing a financially more efficient.

LewisD wrote:

Karl wrote:Okay, sorry! Sometimes it's hard to tell through the internet. My bad.

Maybe if you weren't such a strawberry floatin' egg head you'd be able to see through gags like this.

FFS.

ISWYDT

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Speak for yourself! Not everyone has Rock hard abs.
Or lives in an area full of slags (You know what they're like)..

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Read the first post, my wife is away visiting family.

Rightey wrote:

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Read the first post, my "wife" is away visiting "family".

Wife = blow up doll
Family = repair shop

yeah but after im done i can put the fleshlight back in the cupboard.
i tried doing that with the women but i ran out of space pretty quickly.

<]:^D wrote:yeah but after im done i can put the fleshlight back in the cupboard.
i tried doing that with the women but i ran out of space pretty quickly.

The fact you knew what to search for to get that picture is worse than any burn you were trying to make.

You're assuming he actually had to search for it in the first place.

Squinty wrote:

Bunni wrote:Just getting home from being awake since 5pm Friday. I'm gunna die.

Being awake that long is one of the weirdest experiences you can have.

I become manic afrer 24hrs. Done it quite a few times unfortunately. Back in work for the night. Cannot wait for my bed.

I think that's the first time I've seen a television advert for orgasm gel.