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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Moggy » Wed May 10, 2017 8:01 am

Green Gecko wrote:I got drunk off a single can of cider earlier, strawberry float I'm weak. Caught myself telling weeds to strawberry float off in the garden. My 9 pints of Guinness days are well and truly over.


If you are drinking cider then your Guinness days are over.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by LewisD » Wed May 10, 2017 5:56 pm

Bunni wrote:I was out Friday and didn't get home till 6am. strawberry floating expensive night mind. Took me three pubs to get smashed. ragin.


Off topic, but that lady who bought you the travel mug is well pretty, showed everyone at work.

I'm sure she'd be happy to hear that.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Bunni » Wed May 10, 2017 6:55 pm

She's a whore. But I do have an up skirt photo kicking about somewhere.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by LewisD » Wed May 10, 2017 7:05 pm

Nice.

On both counts.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Pedz » Wed May 10, 2017 7:15 pm

Is it wise to show people a pic of a woman that you're ​not with saying how hot she is in the place that your missus Dad runs/owns/works at?

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Ironhide » Wed May 10, 2017 10:16 pm

Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed May 10, 2017 10:45 pm

Ironhide wrote:Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.


You seem to be getting larger and larger flying invaders. Next up is an eagle, followed by a Boeing 747.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Karl » Wed May 10, 2017 10:47 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.


You seem to be getting larger and larger flying invaders. Next up is an eagle, followed by a Boeing 747.


Jet fuel can't melt iron hides.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Alvin Flummux » Thu May 11, 2017 1:05 am

Had a bust across the street from us, this evening, involving the local Sheriff's department and a well armed SWAT team. Multiple arrests were made. The wife and I always figured that the people living there were up to no good - big flashy cars, tinted house windows, many frequent visitors etc. I wonder what kind of operation they had going on? Probably meth or something.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Moggy » Thu May 11, 2017 7:33 am

Ironhide wrote:Hornet flying creature update:

Heard my mum suddenly shriek yesterday evening (followed by copious swearing) and thought there was another massive hornet in the house, turned out that a blackbird had flown in through the front door and was frantically flying around shitting everywhere it went.

strawberry float knows what will come in next, hopefully not a bat, I think that might cause my mum irreversible psychological trauma.


There was an Ironhide who let in a hornet,
I don't know why he let in a hornet,
Perhaps he'll die.

There was an Ironhide who let in a blackbird,
That wriggled and jiggled and scared his mother,
he let in the blackbird to catch the hornet,
I don't know why he let in the blackbird,
Perhaps he'll die.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Poser » Thu May 11, 2017 8:09 am

Karl wrote:
Jet fuel can't melt iron hides.


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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Buffalo » Thu May 11, 2017 8:18 am

Floex wrote:Good neews, nearly havehome

Well, this is going to be a turn up for the morning.


Fresh m8?

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Drumstick » Thu May 11, 2017 8:56 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The first week or so you just put warm olive oil drops in 2-3 times a day and lie on your side for 5-10 minutes each time.

Then the fun begins. Fill a syringe (I used this one) with warm water, stick it in your ear and fire away.

This was the third night of attempting to syringe it and it finally all came out!

So glad I remembered this post. I can't hear ANYTHING out of my left ear and have only about 50% hearing in my right ear. It's something that's been getting progressively worse and my doctor's surgery have just told me they don't do ear irrigation anymore.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Hexx » Thu May 11, 2017 9:14 am

So I've talked about my terrible eyes before.

Right one is now beyond fixing ("like flogging a dead horse" was the Doctor's exact words when assessing if new Sclera lens worked)

So I'm getting assessed to see about a corneal graft in a few weeks.

I wanted a bionic version :(

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Ad7 » Thu May 11, 2017 11:00 am

Poser wrote:
Karl wrote:
Jet fuel can't melt iron hides.


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Incredible pun, not getting enough love :slol:

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by LewisD » Thu May 11, 2017 11:19 am

Hexx wrote:So I've talked about my terrible eyes before.

Right one is now beyond fixing ("like flogging a dead horse" was the Doctor's exact words when assessing if new Sclera lens worked)

So I'm getting assessed to see about a corneal graft in a few weeks.

I wanted a bionic version :(


Too many Fish Yogurt Eyemasks?

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Hexx » Thu May 11, 2017 11:27 am

Degenerative Cornea :(

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by KK » Thu May 11, 2017 11:27 am

I think the best thing about that new Echo monstrosity Amazon have brought out is the fact the extended advert features Wang Chung's Dance Hall Days...

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Lagamorph » Thu May 11, 2017 11:33 am

Hehe, Wang.

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PostRe: TCRT 4 - Chat Free or Chat Hard
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu May 11, 2017 3:13 pm

Drumstick wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The first week or so you just put warm olive oil drops in 2-3 times a day and lie on your side for 5-10 minutes each time.

Then the fun begins. Fill a syringe (I used this one) with warm water, stick it in your ear and fire away.

This was the third night of attempting to syringe it and it finally all came out!

So glad I remembered this post. I can't hear ANYTHING out of my left ear and have only about 50% hearing in my right ear. It's something that's been getting progressively worse and my doctor's surgery have just told me they don't do ear irrigation anymore.

It's not an exaggeration to say the moment you unblock your ear and have full hearing ability instantly restored would walk into anyone's top 10 life experiences.

Let us know how you get on!

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