TCRT 4 - Can't Stop? Won't Stop! - The Karl Heist

zXe wrote:Does anyone have the link to the conspiracy/weird stuff thread on here? like all strange theories and pseudo-science, myths etc. That was a great thread.

Complete with illuminati backdrop:

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>>> Wasp update <<<

They're still there . The sun has come out and they're flying in and out of the nest. So... I need to undertake mission 2 this evening. I've seen where the entrance point is and I think I sprayed just the other side of it before.

I'll be on the move at around 19:50. I'm not scared because both bear and Rocsteady have said that everythings fine... .

rip jawa

I didn't say it's fine, just that the predictions of death or grievous bodily harm are probably a bit overstated. Beat strawberry float out of them yo

jawafour wrote:>>> Wasp update <<<

They're still there . The sun has come out and they're flying in and out of the nest. So... I need to undertake mission 2 this evening. I've seen where the entrance point is and I think I sprayed just the other side of it before.

I'll be on the move at around 19:50. I'm not scared because both bear and Rocsteady have said that everythings fine... .

Have you tired smashing it to bits and then moving out for 2 weeks?

Have you tried communicating with them at all? If you do, make sure they know that you come in peace.

And then hit them with your shoes.

Live feed from Jawa's house:

Jawa, what about (and this is a serious suggestion) using a long stick with a flammable rag tied to the end. Light the rag, hold it under the nest, and light the strawberry floaters up. They are basically made of paper so will go up like billy-o.

Had a loan go in to my account there - bank balance is positive for the first time in ten years.

Spend it all on flights to Japan with us.

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:Have you tired smashing it to bits and then moving out for 2 weeks?

Poser wrote:Jawa, what about (and this is a serious suggestion) using a long stick with a flammable rag tied to the end...

Inventive ideas, chaps, but the nest is in the wall; it's only the entry point in the brick work that is visible. Somehow I've gotta shoot the foam into the tiny hole (that I can't see) whilst hanging out of my window. It's equivalent to doing the Death Star run whilst blindfolded.

Preezy wrote:Have you tried communicating with them at all? If you do, make sure they know that you come in peace...

I can't stand wasps; this situation is like a horrendous nightmare for me. I'm gonna have to face my nemesis (x1000) tonight and I don't think they'll be keen to have a chat over a tea and a sticky bun .

Ad7 wrote:Live feed from Jawa's house...

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Under four hours to go and I'm starting to get jumpy .

jawafour wrote:

Preezy wrote:Have you tried communicating with them at all? If you do, make sure they know that you come in peace...

I can't stand wasps; this situation is like a horrendous nightmare for me. I'm gonna have to face my nemesis (x1000) tonight and I don't think they'll be keen to have a chat over a tea and a sticky bun .

Willfully and recklessly ignoring the second part of my post:

Preezy wrote:Have you tried communicating with them at all? If you do, make sure they know that you come in peace.

And then hit them with your shoes.

Preezy wrote:Willfully and recklessly ignoring the second part of my post:

Preezy wrote:Have you tried communicating with them at all? If you do, make sure they know that you come in peace.

And then hit them with your shoes.

... all my problems are resolved! Preezy .

Or you could just move.

That would solve your problems and you wouldn't even with hundreds or thousands of potential wasp sting scars.

Just get some expanding foam and suffocate them

Bunni wrote:Spend it all on flights to Japan with us.

Nah I've got cash going aside for that. My car is paid off, as is my 23%APR loan from the thieving bastards bank. And my £3,000 student overdraft is goneski too.

Well, I just did another's wasp spray... but I don't think I've got enough foam in the wasp entrance. The foam is over the surface of it but no wasps are coming out so I don't think I got it. The foam is gradually dispersing now.

Ho-hum, I'll have another go tomorrow night.

Edit: Sh!t! I've just tried another spray and a lot of it has dripped down onto my neighbours window. Strawberry-floating hell. No wasps coming out, either. They're probably tucked away safe inside whilst I now have to think about knocking on my neighbours door about the stuff that is dripping onto their window . Strawberry-float!

jawafour wrote:Somehow I've gotta shoot the foam into the tiny hole (that I can't see) whilst hanging out of my window. It's equivalent to doing the Death Star run whilst blindfolded.

jawafour wrote:Well, I just did another's wasp spray... but I don't think I've got enough foam in the wasp entrance. The foam is over the surface of it but no wasps are coming out so I don't think I got it. The foam is gradually dispersing now.

Ho-hum, I'll have another go tomorrow night.

Edit: Sh!t! I've just tried another spray and a lot of it has dripped down onto my neighbours window. Strawberry-floating hell. No wasps coming out, either. They're probably tucked away safe inside whilst I now have to think about knocking on my neighbours door about the stuff that is dripping onto their window . Strawberry-float!

Chill out, your neighbours will think it is bird poo. They won't blame you.

There is no wasps. This is Jawa's way of getting back at the neighbours without it being obvious.