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That's not a growth wrote:The fact you knew what to search for to get that picture is worse than any burn you were trying to make.

Qikz wrote:

<]:^D wrote:yeah but after im done i can put the fleshlight back in the cupboard.
i tried doing that with the women but i ran out of space pretty quickly.

Moggy wrote:

Rightey wrote:

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Read the first post, my "wife" is away visiting "family".

Wife = blow up doll
Family = repair shop

Rightey wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Rightey wrote:

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Read the first post, my "wife" is away visiting "family".

Wife = blow up doll
Family = repair shop

There are two things wrong with this statement!

1) If my wife wasn't real I wouldn't go for some low quality blow up doll
2) I certainly wouldn't just have 1!

damn peasants...

Qikz wrote:

Rightey wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Rightey wrote:

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Read the first post, my "wife" is away visiting "family".

Wife = blow up doll
Family = repair shop

There are two things wrong with this statement!

1) If my wife wasn't real I wouldn't go for some low quality blow up doll
2) I certainly wouldn't just have 1!

damn peasants...

That isn't your photo at all. I can confirm, because you do not worship the sun as does the man in the picture.

Rightey wrote:

Qikz wrote:

Rightey wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Rightey wrote:

bigcheez2k3 wrote:Wouldn't it just be better, and probably easier, to shag a real person instead of these?

Read the first post, my "wife" is away visiting "family".

Wife = blow up doll
Family = repair shop

There are two things wrong with this statement!

1) If my wife wasn't real I wouldn't go for some low quality blow up doll
2) I certainly wouldn't just have 1!

damn peasants...

That isn't your photo at all. I can confirm, because you do not worship the sun as does the man in the picture.

You are clearly mistaking Solaire of Asotria, for myself. If you take a look at exhibit A below, you can see Solaire does not have a brass cross on his helmet...


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KK wrote:I read the other day that Marks and Spencer Food are going to start doing home deliveries.

There goes the bank balance. Every time I go in there I'm practically going 'Oooooh, that looks nice' down every aisle. And then you see the £8 cherries and it's like 'strawberry float off...'.

Rocsteady wrote:Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me.

Plus I've got this recurring problem where I can't breathe at night, strawberry floating annoying. Like extreme heart burn, drives me crazy sometimes.