TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

Moggy wrote:
Preezy wrote:
BBC News wrote:A benefits cheat who said he could not walk more than 50 metres climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and won a triathlon.

BBC News wrote:At the same time, the 33-year-old competed in races, climbed Africa's highest peak, went wing-walking and skied in the Alps.

BBC News wrote:He also took part in the World Powerboat Championships in Malta

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40667991

The court heard the offence took place while he was serving a 20-week suspended prison sentence for common assault.

"I can't walk, but that doesn't mean I can't punch some banana split in the face"

To be fair, maybe he couldn't walk 50 metres AFTER doing all those things. They sound knackering.

OJ Simpson to be released from prison on parole, in October.

KK wrote:OJ Simpson to be released from prison on parole, in October.

Does he still own gloves?

My Mum got sent to hospital 6 hours ago for a scan the paramedics don't think she even really needed. She still hasn't seen a Doctor.

My Dad is just coming to pick me up so I can go to see her. She's diabetic and they haven't given her any food or drink as of the last time I spoke to her and she hasn't got her medication with her.

I wish the Tories stopped cutting the strawberry floating NHS so this gooseberry fool wouldn't happen. I've been stuck unable to do anything at all. I strawberry floating hate those strawberry floating banana splits for causing things like this to happen.

She's fine. I went to the hospital with my Dad. Surgeon who saw her at 11 said he had no idea why they sent here there as there's nothing wrong and the district nurse was wrong in saying what she did.

They can't book her an ambulance to go home this time of night which the Surgeon apologised profusely for and said there's nothing they can do, but she's going to a ward overnight.

I'm sorry your Mum had to go through that StayDead but I'm glad she's OK.

Qikz wrote:She's fine. I went to the hospital with my Dad. Surgeon who saw her at 11 said he had no idea why they sent here there as there's nothing wrong and the district nurse was wrong in saying what she did.

They can't book her an ambulance to go home this time of night which the Surgeon apologised profusely for and said there's nothing they can do, but she's going to a ward overnight.

That's good that she's alright, dude.

I would've watched Dunkirk tonight, but someone sitting behind us in the cinema said "Don't get your gun out til you're ready" to the person they came with, just loud enough for my wife and her friend to overhear. So yeah that sucked.

Corazon de Leon

Christ that's shitty Alvin.

And SD too, glad your mum's ok mate.

Alvin Flummux wrote:I would've watched Dunkirk tonight, but someone sitting behind us in the cinema said "Don't get your gun out til you're ready" to the person they came with, just loud enough for my wife and her friend to overhear. So yeah that sucked.

That sucks dude. Did you report it to cinema staff? And did anything kick off after all?

Yeah I'd be reporting that to the staff and calling the police :dread:

strawberry floating hell :dread:

Alvin Flummux wrote:I would've watched Dunkirk tonight, but someone sitting behind us in the cinema said "Don't get your gun out til you're ready" to the person they came with, just loud enough for my wife and her friend to overhear. So yeah that sucked.

When you coming back Alvin?

Op has been delayed again. SIGH!

LewisD wrote:That sucks dude. Did you report it to cinema staff? And did anything kick off after all?

We got out and notified the staff, who called the police. Wife's friend identified the people who we were certain said it, who were searched thoroughly, but no guns were found. They agreed to leave peaceably and not make a scene, but it was all very nerve wracking - July 20th being the 5th anniversary of the Aurora Massacre, and Dunkirk having quite a lot of loud gunfire at the beginning, after all. Got free passes to any future movie of our choice for our trouble, though.

Dual wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:I would've watched Dunkirk tonight, but someone sitting behind us in the cinema said "Don't get your gun out til you're ready" to the person they came with, just loud enough for my wife and her friend to overhear. So yeah that sucked.

When you coming back Alvin?

Not soon.

Maybe if there were no income requirements for spouses of citizens it'd be near future, but with that in place I honestly don't know.

That's something you don't say in a crowded place. Crikey.

Squinty wrote:That's something you don't say in a crowded place. Crikey.

Yeah if you're planning on shooting up the cinema don't give it away.

Dual wrote:
Squinty wrote:That's something you don't say in a crowded place. Crikey.

Yeah if you're planning on shooting up the cinema don't give it away.

And remember to bring the gun.

Amateurs.

Maybe he was talking about whipping his dick out? Remember, a gun is for fun after all.

TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

Who is online

Affiliates