TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Hypes]

The neighbours detached to our right had a massive argument the other night. Normally it's absolutely silent up here so any noise really stands out. I was with Jack in the garden taking him for his bed time piss when I heard arguing inside, then it got louder and louder, I could see them moving from room to room throwing thighs at each other and then it spilled out on th3 the street...

They're cockneys (because of course the strawberry floating are) and it sounded like an eastenders parody.

The bloke- "I LUV YU MOAR DAN MA OWN FAKKIN MAVVER. THERE I SAID IT, I LUV YA MOAR DAN MA OWN FAKKIN MAVVER, FAAAAAAK YUUUUUUUUU.

IT went on for about 10 mins out in the street and someone came out to try to defuse the situation.

FAK OFF DIS IS NUFFINK TO DO WIV YUUU

This was at quarter to midnight

Worst "I have a detached house" post ever.

Nothing to brag about, it's in Wales so is probably a mud hut.

It's Ad so it's probably his van parked out on the road

[Victor Mildew]

Oh hey what's going on in.....

[jawafour]

I'm right back into listening to 70s music. It's so un-cool that it is now hyper cool .

[That]

We have a shared mini-fridge in the office for drinks and snacks. It's a good system - put in what you want, take what you want, if you take more than you contribute you're publicly mocked & shamed until you buy some stuff for it - and I just noticed some absolute hero has put in some Fry's Turkish Delight.

[jawafour]

...and I just noticed some absolute hero has put in some Fry's Turkish Delight.

[That]

You have too much free time Jawa.

[Tomous]

We have a shared mini-fridge in the office for drinks and snacks. It's a good system - put in what you want, take what you want, if you take more than you contribute you're publicly mocked & shamed until you buy some stuff for it - and I just noticed some absolute hero has put in some Fry's Turkish Delight.

You must have a pretty nice office for this to work

[Floex]

The neighbours detached to our right had a massive argument the other night. Normally it's absolutely silent up here so any noise really stands out. I was with Jack in the garden taking him for his bed time piss when I heard arguing inside, then it got louder and louder, I could see them moving from room to room throwing thighs at each other and then it spilled out on th3 the street...

They're cockneys (because of course the strawberry floating are) and it sounded like an eastenders parody.

The bloke- "I LUV YU MOAR DAN MA OWN FAKKIN MAVVER. THERE I SAID IT, I LUV YA MOAR DAN MA OWN FAKKIN MAVVER, FAAAAAAK YUUUUUUUUU.

IT went on for about 10 mins out in the street and someone came out to try to defuse the situation.

FAK OFF DIS IS NUFFINK TO DO WIV YUUU

This was at quarter to midnight

Worst "I have a detached house" post ever.

Nothing to brag about, it's in Wales so is probably a mud hut.

It's Ad so it's probably his van parked out on the road

Quality banta here

[Ironhide]

Trying to sort out a slight PC issue at the moment but for some unknown reason my eyes are stinging and running and I can't property see what I'm doing.

Been like it all day but I don't know why as I don't usually get hayfever .

[Oblomov Boblomov]

For FFS. I've started drinking after work again and I'm four pints + half a bottle of wine down on a strawberry floating Monday . strawberry float this job. At least I've got a colleague I can hit the pub and moan about work with .

[Memento Mori]

Show on Channel 4 now about people who keep wild animals as pets. I can just about understand why someone would want a bear or a tiger but why would you want a crocodile walking round your house?

[Moggy]

Show on Channel 4 now about people who keep wild animals as pets. I can just about understand why someone would want a bear or a tiger but why would you want a crocodile walking round your house?

[Denster]

Carrying on the noble vigilante tradition.

[Moggy]

Carrying on the noble vigilante tradition.

I couldn't believe that you basically vigi killed yourself.

[Denster]

I thought he was suss.

[Lagamorph]

Show on Channel 4 now about people who keep wild animals as pets. I can just about understand why someone would want a bear or a tiger but why would you want a crocodile walking round your house?

There was a woman in Florida who kept an alligator as a pet, dressed it in a shirt and trousers, toilet trained it and taught it to ride a quad bike.

[Errkal]

Last couple of days to sign up for Beer Club.

Give some drinks, get some drinks, YAY DRINKS!

t:grcade-beer-club-3---sign-up-now?f=7

[Squinty]

For FFS. I've started drinking after work again and I'm four pints + half a bottle of wine down on a strawberry floating Monday . strawberry float this job. At least I've got a colleague I can hit the pub and moan about work with .

How's the head today

[Oblomov Boblomov]

For FFS. I've started drinking after work again and I'm four pints + half a bottle of wine down on a strawberry floating Monday . strawberry float this job. At least I've got a colleague I can hit the pub and moan about work with .

How's the head today

Was kinda expecting worse. I've just got an ache in my limbs with tiredness rather than a full blown headache/general feeling of death.

Temptation to do it again tonight rising .

[Denster]

So, got a friend who manages a few eateries in Manchester so he's asked me to be a mystery customer at one. Basically you and a friend go in and order a meal and then you fill out a questionaire and send that with a receipt and some pics to him and he refunds you the price of the meal. Up to 55 quid.


So i've got a date, too.

After i told her it was free.