TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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by Gently-Hung Holly Wreath » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:50 am

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by Gently-Hung Holly Wreath » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:51 am

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by Advent7 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:54 am

Thnx hun inbx me k bbz x

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:27 am

Ad7 wrote:Like morcombe and wise, and another one.


More cum and wise sounds like the disgusting act that Poser is going to ask his “hairdresser” to perform later. :dread:

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by Advent7 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:32 am

Hang on I've got a better one:

Poser wrote:Getting my haircut today and need to ask the girl to do something very slightly different to what she usually does. Wracked with anxiety as a result :shifty:


Is it "please make me look normal and not a twat"?

Amirite

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Dual » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:39 am

Poser please post pictures of your haircut now and after and we will judge if it's radically different.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Poser » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:45 am

Ad7 wrote:Hang on I've got a better one:

Is it "please make me look normal and not a twat"?



That's not a realistic request, tbh.

Dual wrote:Poser please post pictures of your haircut now and after and we will judge if it's radically different.


Usually, she pushed it across from the left, to the right. I have never asked for this, it just happens. However, my crown (not a gold king's crown lol) is on the right of my head.

So I'm going to ask her to push my hair from the right to the left, instead.


You can probably understand why I'm shitting myself.

Edit: oh my god it's nearly here...

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Dual » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:47 am

strawberry float man don't do it.

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by Preezy » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:50 am

Doesn't matter you ask for or what she ends up doing. She'll hold that mirror up at the end and you'll go "yeah, that's great, thanks" regardless.

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by Hexx » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:56 am

As long as you don't go for the strawberry floating stupid close shave back and siders, then long on top like seems to be the current trend along melters you'll be fine.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:57 am

She’ll probably stab him with her scissors for being a cheeky banana split.

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by Advent7 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:57 am

Wait wait wait. Push your hair? Not cut, just comb it the other way?

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by jawafour » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:09 pm

Hexx wrote:As long as you don't go for the strawberry floating stupid close shave back and siders, then long on top like seems to be the current trend along melters you'll be fine.

Round my neck of the woods everyone who is (a) young-ish and (b) has hair now has that style. It’s the opposite to my natural hairstyle ( :( ) hence I go for the shaved head approach.

The benefit, though, is that you don’t have to worry about doing anything with it. Poser, I may, without initially realising it, have stumbled across a solution for your hair styling concerns?

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Hexx » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:14 pm

jawafour wrote:
Hexx wrote:As long as you don't go for the strawberry floating stupid close shave back and siders, then long on top like seems to be the current trend along melters you'll be fine.

Round my neck of the woods everyone who is (a) young-ish and (b) has hair now has that style. It’s the opposite to my natural hairstyle ( :( ) hence I go for the shaved head approach.

The benefit, though, is that you don’t have to worry about doing anything with it. Poser, I may, without initially realising it, have stumbled across a solution for your hair styling concerns?


I'm glad someone worked out what I meant - I'd have googled it, but I'm not sure what it's call and Googling "Haircunt of a c**t" seems a bad idea.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Hexx » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:14 pm

jawafour wrote:
Hexx wrote:As long as you don't go for the strawberry floating stupid close shave back and siders, then long on top like seems to be the current trend along melters you'll be fine.

Round my neck of the woods everyone who is (a) young-ish and (b) has hair now has that style. It’s the opposite to my natural hairstyle ( :( ) hence I go for the shaved head approach.

The benefit, though, is that you don’t have to worry about doing anything with it. Poser, I may, without initially realising it, have stumbled across a solution for your hair styling concerns?


I'm glad someone worked out what I meant - I'd have googled it, but I'm not sure what it's call and Googling "Haircunt of a c**t" seems a bad idea.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Advent7 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:17 pm

Seems like a bad idea tbh.

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by Gently-Hung Holly Wreath » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:39 pm

I used to cut mine to sweep to the left but I heard something when I was a kid about how sweeping that way is gay or a street signal or whatever. I immediately had it cut to sweep to the right but thats the opposite way to how my hair naturally grows. The problem is that Ive been doing it for so long that to train it the other way will be a real folicular ordeal.

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by Preezy » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:52 pm

The current hairstyle de jour seems to be that of an SS Officer in 1943.

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by Tomous » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:29 pm

My mate is on a cruise with his family and him and his brother decided to do a crawl of every bar on the ship last night. They kept track of what they drank at each bar and he just sent it to me. I've calculated they did 99 units over 7.5 hours. I have no idea how he's still alive.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Hexx » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:39 pm

He's lying/exaggerating to you as part of manly macho bullshit banta.


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