TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Preezy]

JD Sports - natural habitat of the grey-tracksuit-wearing lower classes.

Were you there as a scientific observer, Jawa? Didn't have you down as an anthropologist.

[KK]

JD Sports, Wetherspoons, Maccy Ds, and home in time for Benefit Brits Break Benidorm Barstools following a proper quality day out.

[jawafour]

JD Sports - natural habitat of the grey-tracksuit-wearing lower classes...

I was sporting a Superdry t-shirt and an Adidas track top. Fitted right in *.

* Except for being twice the age of everyone else there.

[DML]

The UKs population is 66 million.

Well the information you have been given is wrong whatever way you look at it. Not even half of TV viewers were watching Blue Planet or I'm A Celeb.

[KK]

Well the information you have been given is wrong whatever way you look at it. Not even half of TV viewers were watching Blue Planet or I'm A Celeb.

I never said they were!

[Squinty]

Blue Planet 2

Actually because strawberry floating manky looking octopus creatures.

[DML]

Well the information you have been given is wrong whatever way you look at it. Not even half of TV viewers were watching Blue Planet or I'm A Celeb.

I never said they were!

What were you saying then?

[KK]

That around half of the country was watching TV last night. I mean literally that simple.

[Ironhide]

It's strawberry floating November

It's a fruit cake that happened to be called Christmas cake, you can have it whenever.

On similar note, Morrison's sell some bread called Yorkshire flatbread which my mum has bought for several years but recently hasn't been readily available in our local branch - when she asked a member of staff if they had any in stock they simply said "nah luv we're in Derbyshire".

They sell Yorkshire puddings, French mustard and Danish pastries

[Dual]

That around half of the country was watching TV last night. I mean literally that simple.

Yes but what were you really saying?

[Moggy]

twitter.com/coleytangerina/status/932038881712603136

[Corazon de Leon]

twitter.com/coleytangerina/status/932038881712603136

strawberry floating hell!

[Preezy]

Dat tweet

What is Gerry Adams doing on Twitter

Just watching I'm a Celeb - who the strawberry float are these nobodies? I think I'm more famous than most of them.

[Bunni]

One of them is a MSP (I think) and is likely to get suspended when she gets home.

[Corazon de Leon]

Dat tweet

What is Gerry Adams doing on Twitter

Just watching I'm a Celeb - who the strawberry float are these nobodies? I think I'm more famous than most of them.

You aren't more famous than Amir Khan or Dennis Wise. The other ones, probably yeah.

Dugdale isn't in yet. She's likely to be suspended by the Labour party, for being a strawberry floating idiot.

[DML]

That around half of the country was watching TV last night. I mean literally that simple.

But they weren't. Unless 21million is near 33 million...

[Rocsteady]

I'm amazed Amir Khan's there, what the strawberry float's he doing. Training for another fight would be far more lucrative.

[Corazon de Leon]

I'm amazed Amir Khan's there, what the strawberry float's he doing. Training for another fight would be far more lucrative.

David Haye was in there a few years ago - he was allowed to eat specific things and given a full weight room to train while he was in there and still ended up losing about 5kg in muscle mass.

[Knoyleo]

Dat tweet

What is Gerry Adams doing on Twitter

twitter.com/hrtbps/status/685167889134022656

[Corazon de Leon]

Got confirmation of my viva date in just a few minutes ago. It's on now.