TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Squinty]

Ah, the old Scotch Douche maneuver. Classic play by Mussolini.

Might be another name for a Glasgow kiss or something?

[Moggy]

Thames Water sometimes use dowsing rods to find leaks.

twitter.com/thameswater/status/932957516157288448

[Hypes]

Nearly all the water companies do apparently, but Anglian Water is the most insistent!

twitter.com/AnglianWater/status/932946459288272896

[Preezy]

What morons.

[Victor Mildew]

Yeah, everyone knows you find water by holding a crystal in one hand and a chicken in the other while walking backwards in circles.

[That]

It's so great to see the power of the free market preventing wastefulness & ensuring efficiency in our utility services sector. Just so great.

[Moggy]

I hope this means that all of our power lines are along ley lines so that we get extra electricity.

[bear]

twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/933258292872192000

Balls of steel.

[Preezy]

Balls of worms, more like. Dude's got parasites up the wazoo.

[Squinty]

The worms in him were strawberry floating huge apparently.

[Corazon de Leon]

Ah, the old Scotch Douche maneuver. Classic play by Mussolini.

Might be another name for a Glasgow kiss or something?

It definitely isn't.

[That]

Ah, the old Scotch Douche maneuver. Classic play by Mussolini.

Might be another name for a Glasgow kiss or something?

It definitely isn't.

I'm sorry pal, I'm pretty sure your student just subconsciously thinks you're a Scotch douche.

[False]

Gf just found a parasite in the monkfish we were supposed to eat tonight..

[Victor Mildew]

Tuna sandwiches it is then.

[Corazon de Leon]

Ah, the old Scotch Douche maneuver. Classic play by Mussolini.

Might be another name for a Glasgow kiss or something?

It definitely isn't.

I'm sorry pal, I'm pretty sure your student just subconsciously thinks you're a Scotch douche.

I reckon that either A) someone's replaced Il Duce with Scotch Douche as a wind up and she hasn't noticed (I did this to my flatmate once, he left his laptop open and I replaced a word that appeared throughout the essay with, I think, the phrase "The Rangers are shite" but wouldn't have let him submit if he hadn't caught it) or B) she's thought she could get away with chucking a dig at me because of the language gap, which is both extremely passive aggressive and extremely unlikely.

EDIT: Funnily enough after my disastrous start to tutorials at Glasgow uni back in September I had a couple of students make a point of thanking me for a series of interesting, enjoyable tutorials after the final classes today, which warmed my heart. They're probably just looking for extra marks though

[Preezy]

Gf just found a parasite in the monkfish we were supposed to eat tonight..

Bloody North Korean defectors are everywhere these days

[Corazon de Leon]

Gf just found a parasite in the monkfish we were supposed to eat tonight..

Bloody North Korean defectors are everywhere these days

Good work Preezy mate

[Moggy]

Gf just found a parasite in the monkfish we were supposed to eat tonight..

I can see why a parasite would put you off eating this.

[Lagamorph]

Gf just found a parasite in the monkfish we were supposed to eat tonight..

I can see why a parasite would put you off eating this.

Maybe it's this Monkfish he's eating?

[KK]

Mary Berry is making Gooseberry Fool on BBC1.