TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Moggy]

He looked a bit like Charlie Chaplin. Everyone in the past loved Chaplin and so Hitler obviously seemed like a top bloke.

Edit: And that looks wonderful at the top of the page. Thanks for that Cora.

[Preezy]

Did you know that Hitler and Chaplin were born only 4 days apart?

Coincidence? YOU DECIDE

[Victor Mildew]

Hitler had that moustache because he loved chaplin.

[Moggy]

Hitler had that moustache because he loved chaplin.

He was reich, it is a dapper moustache.

[Preezy]

I put it to you, fellow Hitler/Chaplin truthers that they were in fact the SAME PERSON. Chaplin knew that the age of the silent movies was coming to an end and so looked to other career opportunities. There was a big gap in the market for a brutal German dictator and he used his ACTING skills to create his final character, Adolf. When the jig was up and he'd rinsed the Hitler brand for all it was worth, he FAKED his death in downtown Berlin and then did a runner. He managed to escape Allied-occupied Germany and get back to England because HE LOOKED LIKE CHARLIE CHAPLIN. Rich on the success of his German arthouse production, he retired from the public eye. Chaplin died in 1977, in ARGENTINA. Connect the dots, sheeple.

[Moggy]

I put it to you, fellow Hitler/Chaplin truthers that they were in fact the SAME PERSON. Chaplin knew that the age of the silent movies was coming to an end and so looked to other career opportunities. There was a big gap in the market for a brutal German dictator and he used his ACTING skills to create his final character, Adolf. When the jig was up and he'd rinsed the Hitler brand for all it was worth, he FAKED his death in downtown Berlin and then did a runner. He managed to escape Allied-occupied Germany and get back to England because HE LOOKED LIKE CHARLIE CHAPLIN. Rich on the success of his German arthouse production, he retired from the public eye. Chaplin died in 1977, in ARGENTINA. Connect the dots, sheeple.

There is a documentary called “The Great Dictator” that proves Chaplin was Hitler.

[Preezy]

Yep, best way to hide is to do so in PLAIN SIGHT.

[KK]

These Nissin noodles are a bit good, eh. They're "number one in Japan" apparently (at least that's what the packet says, anyway).

[Lagamorph]

These Nissin noodles are a bit good, eh. They're "number one in Japan" apparently (at least that's what the packet says, anyway).

[Rightey]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

[Rightey]

These Nissin noodles are a bit good, eh. They're "number one in Japan" apparently (at least that's what the packet says, anyway).

[Corazon de Leon]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

That had absolutely nothing to do with trust and everything to do with the fact that Britain and France's post WWI armies would've been wiped out if a feather had dropped on the barracks - they were decimated. Funnily enough that's what the essay was about.

[Lagamorph]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

That had absolutely nothing to do with trust and everything to do with the fact that Britain and France's post WWI armies would've been wiped out if a feather had dropped on the barracks - they were decimated. Funnily enough that's what the essay was about.

Yeah a lot of people nowadays like to criticise the policies of appeasement from the time, but if it hadn't been for that then Europe would've almost certainly fallen to Nazi Germany before the 30s had ended.

[Moggy]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

That had absolutely nothing to do with trust and everything to do with the fact that Britain and France's post WWI armies would've been wiped out if a feather had dropped on the barracks - they were decimated. Funnily enough that's what the essay was about.

Yeah a lot of people nowadays like to criticise the policies of appeasement from the time, but if it hadn't been for that then Europe would've almost certainly fallen to Nazi Germany before the 30s had ended.

u 2 just dunt beleeve in brittan wee wud hve one eazy

[Corazon de Leon]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

That had absolutely nothing to do with trust and everything to do with the fact that Britain and France's post WWI armies would've been wiped out if a feather had dropped on the barracks - they were decimated. Funnily enough that's what the essay was about.

Yeah a lot of people nowadays like to criticise the policies of appeasement from the time, but if it hadn't been for that then Europe would've almost certainly fallen to Nazi Germany before the 30s had ended.

Nah it was still pretty gooseberry fool and they made some schoolboy errors with it.

[Rightey]

Looking through a survey for work and some kid listed his parents job as "Chamber Maid" WTF do those still exist? I mean outside the royal family.

[Moggy]

Looking through a survey for work and some kid listed his parents job as "Chamber Maid" WTF do those still exist? I mean outside the royal family.

Some hotels still call them that.

[Rightey]

Well I learned something new today. I did however look to see what the other parent was listed, just to make sure they weren't listed as wizard/court jester.

[Alvin Flummux]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

That had absolutely nothing to do with trust and everything to do with the fact that Britain and France's post WWI armies would've been wiped out if a feather had dropped on the barracks - they were decimated. Funnily enough that's what the essay was about.

Yeah a lot of people nowadays like to criticise the policies of appeasement from the time, but if it hadn't been for that then Europe would've almost certainly fallen to Nazi Germany before the 30s had ended.

The Nazis weren't prepared for a major war either, though - not until the late 1930s, when they started annexing territories around them.

The horrific, bloody trauma of the Great War instilled in Europe's 1930s leadership the belief that a major war between the great powers must never happen again. Military deficiencies aside, that was at the heart of appeasement.

[Corazon de Leon]

- "Hitler seemed like a trustworthy guy to Britain and France"

Regardless of that being right or wrong, who uses that language in an essay?

Exactly! I lost it when I read that, just thought of Winston Churchill in a ruined pub saying "But Hitler seemed like such a trustworthy guy!" While sadly drinking a brandy and buckled.

Well they trusted him enough to give in to all those demands before he and the Soviets invaded Poland.

That had absolutely nothing to do with trust and everything to do with the fact that Britain and France's post WWI armies would've been wiped out if a feather had dropped on the barracks - they were decimated. Funnily enough that's what the essay was about.

Yeah a lot of people nowadays like to criticise the policies of appeasement from the time, but if it hadn't been for that then Europe would've almost certainly fallen to Nazi Germany before the 30s had ended.

The Nazis weren't prepared for a major war either, though - not until the late 1930s, when they started annexing territories around them.

The horrific, bloody trauma of the Great War instilled in Europe's 1930s leadership the belief that a major war between the great powers must never happen again. Military deficiencies aside, that was at the heart of appeasement.

Of course that's a major issue, but the ultimate reason why the treaty of Versailles was not enforced is that the chief enforcers - Britain and France - had no power to enforce it with; no strong armies, no public support, political weakness(Third Republic was shite, Natiknal Government was firefighting the depression) and crucially, few allies.

Germany was open about flouting its military restrictions as early as 1935(bear in mind they only got into power in 1933 so that's a two year turnaround) - conscription was introduced in that year for the Wehrmacht and the Luftwaffe was founded. It's relatively clear that Britain and France wouldn't have stood a chance against re-industrialised and a swiftly re-militarising Germany within two years of Nazism, let alone five or six.

Of course, smarter men than me argue for and against these points, and Nazi history was too saturated for me to specialise in.