TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Corazon de Leon]

Hats why we have said a number of times to report it it isn't going to stop on its own and you may help save the kids from Beijing banana splits like them.

Not just any banana splits, BEIJING banana splits.

Lost it completely there

[Alvin Flummux]

Picturing a Marks & Spencer's ad...

"These aren't just any banana splits, they're the finest Beijing banana splits that China has to offer. Filled with luxurious, sensuous spices and decorated with proud, delicate vaginal ornamentation, crafted by the finest cuntineers in the orient."

[Dual]

Beijing banana splits

[LewisD]

Errkal you racist strawberry float.

[LewisD]

Just had to drive to work to have a strawberry floating gooseberry fool.

Toilet at home is clogged more than my veins after soloing a KFC boneless banquet.
It's either my son using too much bog roll, or my missus using too much to mop up her post-labour womb blood.

After this I've got to go and buy a million bottles of Mr.Cunty Muscle to try and shift it.. or I've got to pay £95 to get Dyno rod out.

[Lagamorph]

America has a Whisky called Knob Creek.
Hehe, knob.

[Corazon de Leon]

It's bourbon is it not? It's not great, whatever it is - you can get it over here too.

Fireball is the true booze of America.

[False]

Someone gave me a ted baker phone case, I thought it looked like pretty standard stuff for tb and it feels quite nice.

I was about to put it on my phone and my girlfriend said that it’s for women? I dunno, I think it could definitely be considered metro but I’m not sure it’s just for girls.

GR, it’s up to you.

https://imgur.com/a/rx5UB

Does my gaydar need a retune?

[That]

It's pretty girly but I think you can pull it off.

[andretmzt]

It looks smaller than your phone.

[Rightey]

Why don't you just not drop your phone?

[Alvin Flummux]

It's an okay case, doesn't look especially pretty but if that's what you like, go for it.

[Rocsteady]

Can't say I'm a fan. Not that it really matters but that's defo a woman's case.

[Lagamorph]

There's been episodes of Loose Women that are manlier than that case.

[Errkal]

Yeah that is quite clearly a girls case.

[Victor Mildew]

Are you sure that's new? The Marilyn Monroe quote appears to have worn off in the middle area.

[Errkal]

[Albert]

Apart from the pink flowers it's very manly.

[Denster]

Just finished a night shift got nine days off now. Birthday on weds and some nice things planned. Chief of which is a day trip to London on weds with a few friends for some opera and drinks after. It’s going to be immense.

[Tomous]

One of the girliest phone cases I've ever seen