TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Hexx]

One of the fudds at work got a tap off his mum today. 11 days from payday. Unbelievable were on the same wage. He lives with his parents, doesn't drive and doesn't save. His entire holiday to Thailand a few weeks back was funded by his parents including a £500 tattoo, whereas his sister who works with us on the same wage (with a car and mortgage) managed to pay her way. strawberry floating unbelievable this guy is 25.

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[Preezy]

Hexxxx do u wanna tap off l8r? txt me bbz xxx

[Hexx]

Hexxxx do u wanna tap off l8r? txt me bbz xxx

Naff off skankz

I just hadn't heard it before and wondered how much etc it meant (in context it's clearly money...)

[Corazon de Leon]

One of the fudds at work got a tap off his mum today. 11 days from payday. Unbelievable were on the same wage. He lives with his parents, doesn't drive and doesn't save. His entire holiday to Thailand a few weeks back was funded by his parents including a £500 tattoo, whereas his sister who works with us on the same wage (with a car and mortgage) managed to pay her way. strawberry floating unbelievable this guy is 25.

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A loan of money.

[Alvin Flummux]

So he didn't, in the parlance of the working class, "tap dat ass"?

[Bunni]

I would hope not given its his mother.

Sister maybe. They have a very intense relationship. But strawberry floatin weird tbh.

[Preezy]

I would hope not given its his mother.

Sister maybe. They have a very intense relationship. But strawberry floatin weird tbh.

Quite

[Hexx]

One of the fudds at work got a tap off his mum today. 11 days from payday. Unbelievable were on the same wage. He lives with his parents, doesn't drive and doesn't save. His entire holiday to Thailand a few weeks back was funded by his parents including a £500 tattoo, whereas his sister who works with us on the same wage (with a car and mortgage) managed to pay her way. strawberry floating unbelievable this guy is 25.

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A loan of money.

Oh so it's just colloquial term for loan? Thought it might be a specific amount.

[Rightey]

Fuuuuuu paying for parking downtown. Had to drive into Toronto. $20! Wtf! That's like a whole extra large pizza!

[Preezy]

You should have tapped Hexx for some extra sausage.

Oh no wait I've got my euphemisms mixed up.

[Hexx]

You should have tapped Hexx for some extra sausage.

Oh no wait I've got my euphemisms mixed up.

JUST strawberry floating STOP IT OK

NO MEANS NO

#Metoo

[KK]

Big Sausage Pizza.

[Denster]

[Corazon de Leon]

I've been given the ok to submit my PhD thesis. Examiners and viva convenor have been confirmed. It's go time!

[Hypes]

I thought Hexx was more of a chipolata?

[Denster]

Best of luck, Cora.

[Hexx]

I've been given the ok to submit my PhD thesis. Examiners and viva convenor have been confirmed. It's go time!

If movies have taught me anything it's that your dog will eat the morning of submission

[Corazon de Leon]

I've been given the ok to submit my PhD thesis. Examiners and viva convenor have been confirmed. It's go time!

If movies have taught me anything it's that your dog will eat the morning of submission

He'd have to go some way to eat my laptop.

[Rightey]

I've been given the ok to submit my PhD thesis. Examiners and viva convenor have been confirmed. It's go time!

If movies have taught me anything it's that your dog will eat the morning of submission

He'd have to go some way to eat my laptop.

He could pee/crap on it though, that would have pretty much the same effect.

[Bunni]

Fudds getting driving lessons off his maw so he doesn't have to pay taxis to and from work. He lives two miles away.

You can see why I'm strawberry floating livid this guy got promoted to my position 6 months after me.