TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Errkal]

I tend to go with twiglets pork scratching and occasionally some scampi fries

[KK]

Crisps in pubs Why not go the whole hog and stick a pickled egg in the bag with it you peasants.

Now dry roasted peanuts with beer, now you're talking

They used to put peanuts on the bar; they were caked in piss. DRY ROASTED PISS.

[Victor Mildew]

Crisps in pubs Why not go the whole hog and stick a pickled egg in the bag with it you peasants.

Now dry roasted peanuts with beer, now you're talking

They used to put peanuts on the bar; they were caked in piss. DRY ROASTED PISS.

WET DRY ROASTED PEANUTS

[False]

I like pickled eggs

[Rightey]

Buy one and then you'll never have the idea again.

My flat mate of two years is moving to Cheltenham so we had a leaving do for him last night. I don't drink much any more and had something like five beers - really feeling it this morning.

But if I buy one I'll probably try to use it. That won't end well.

Just get one second hand, or maybe go take a class on basic woodworking as they'll probably have tools for you there so you won't need to buy your own.

[Qikz]

I change my mind. ,Last nights dream was definitely the weidest I've ever had.

I can't explain it now, but to summarise:

I got completely screwed over by my family on this huge holiday to China we were all meant to go on.
I got lost and found myself trapped in an inescapable building with 20 other people who had found a portal to Wimbledon.
We were being kept prisoners there by these mind eating xenomorph creatures.
I fell in love with someone.
We escaped by riding robots down this long ass river.
Outside of the portal it turns out the PUBG system of the white/blue system followed us and when we got to this big house we were all ready to call home we got stuck in the blue.
To avoid blue IRL you just have to eat. We had no food.
Guy killed himself
Everyone else had a massive orgy as apparantly the only thing we could think to eat was bodily fluids.

strawberry float I hate my brain.

[Victor Mildew]

Sounds awesome. When I have batshit mental dreams , the best bit is recounting it to my wife and watching her reactions.

[Errkal]

I change my mind. ,Last nights dream was definitely the weidest I've ever had.

I can't explain it now, but to summarise:

I got completely screwed over by my family on this huge holiday to China we were all meant to go on.
I got lost and found myself trapped in an inescapable building with 20 other people who had found a portal to Wimbledon.
We were being kept prisoners there by these mind eating xenomorph creatures.
I fell in love with someone.
We escaped by riding robots down this long ass river.
Outside of the portal it turns out the PUBG system of the white/blue system followed us and when we got to this big house we were all ready to call home we got stuck in the blue.
To avoid blue IRL you just have to eat. We had no food.
Guy killed himself
Everyone else had a massive orgy as apparantly the only thing we could think to eat was bodily fluids.

strawberry float I hate my brain.

She hot?

[Victor Mildew]

Nah, she was a bit two dimensional.

[Qikz]

I just had a long phone typed post ready to send and as I went to submit it my phone rang and it dissappeared ;_;

[Memento Mori]

Just outside Vauxhall and someone in my carriage pulled the emergency brake. Apparently a passenger fainted. Not sure how stopping the train in between stations is supposed to help.

[Qikz]

Ok to try and repeat what I went to type on my phone.

The family holiday thing was this big reality show that you stayed on until you "died" - so the cameras just had to think you died. The game started as soon as everyone was in and as I walked through the opening gate to start the game someone detonated a bomb behind me which meant that all the cameras in the area had thought I was dead. The producers chucked me off the show before it had even began. I later found out my family planted the bomb to get rid of me.

I went wandering around for a while and found this hospital. As I walked around it I noticed the rooms were getting smaller and there was no windows at all to the outside world. I found a hole in the wall which I crawled through as it looked like it would lead me to the exit and as I got through I fell through the floor to this room with no doors, windows or exits of any kind. I was trapped. I started shouting for help which was when a hole appeared in the wall (someone slid something out the way from the other side) and this person quietly shouted at me to shut the hell up or I was going to die.

These Xenomorph things reacted to sounds and these people like me had become trapped, but they found a way to live as within one of the corridors they found one of the Xenomorphs portals which led to one of the back stands of wimbledon and a shopping mall. They'd found the way to avoid detection was to act perfectly normal and fool the Xenomorphs into thinking we were normal people rather than people who'd snuck through their portal. As everyone left the stands after a game we made our escape. When we got back however after the third trip another new person had become trapped and he was screaming even after we got him inside. This led the Xenomorph things to us and we were slowly getting picked apart. I met this really attractive Chinese girl and we both escaped together, falling in love in the process and the 10 of us ended up escaping down the river together. The end of my summary explains the ending pretty well if I'm honest. All I remember after that is I was confused as strawberry float when I woke up.

[Poser]

Just outside Vauxhall and someone in my carriage pulled the emergency brake. Apparently a passenger fainted. Not sure how stopping the train in between stations is supposed to help.

People are beyond retarded.

[Cuttooth]

Just outside Vauxhall and someone in my carriage pulled the emergency brake. Apparently a passenger fainted. Not sure how stopping the train in between stations is supposed to help.

strawberry floating hell, with all those posters/announcements saying to get off at the next stop if you or someone is feeling ill.

[Qikz]

Just outside Vauxhall and someone in my carriage pulled the emergency brake. Apparently a passenger fainted. Not sure how stopping the train in between stations is supposed to help.

People are beyond retarded.

It even strawberry floating says on the signs that if someone is ill don't pull the brake (if you really need to) until you're at a station.

Nobody is going to get medical attention to them now. Idiots.

[Memento Mori]

Yep. No special ambulance trains came careering down the tracks. The guard was in the front section of the train so couldn't even come and investigate.

After 20 mins the train started again.

[Corazon de Leon]

Just outside Vauxhall and someone in my carriage pulled the emergency brake. Apparently a passenger fainted. Not sure how stopping the train in between stations is supposed to help.

That was me, and of Corsa'll try and help a passenger whenever I can.

[Errkal]

Just outside Vauxhall and someone in my carriage pulled the emergency brake. Apparently a passenger fainted. Not sure how stopping the train in between stations is supposed to help.

That was me, and of Corsa'll try and help a passenger whenever I can.

It is good of you to offer but in this day and age they may not accept the help, I mean they dont know you from Adam.

[Corazon de Leon]

Got a tentative thesis hand in date of September 15th, pending a shitload of work over the next four weeks.

[That]

Got a tentative thesis hand in date of September 15th, pending a shitload of work over the next four weeks.

Good luck! Hope it goes well.