TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - Midnight Thread Strikes Back
by Preezy » Fri May 19, 2017 9:29 am

Hyperion wrote:Staydead is the Jai Courtney of chat threads

:lol: :lol:

edit: gooseberry fool now I've given this abortion of a thread a 3rd page :fp:

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by LewisD » Fri May 19, 2017 10:22 am

Bunni wrote:Girl on the bus is reading a book about "How to not suck at anal".

Interesting choice for the morning commute I suppose.


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Give her my number yeah?

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by Alvin Flummux » Fri May 19, 2017 12:38 pm

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In the wake of last week's Wanna Cry ransomware escapade, this is a terribad time for Malwarebytes to issue a bad update.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Denster » Fri May 19, 2017 1:43 pm

You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

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by Errkal » Fri May 19, 2017 1:48 pm

Might give that line a go later and see if it works.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Poser » Fri May 19, 2017 1:49 pm

Denster wrote:You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."


"Just relax, m'dear. Tonight, we're taking a drive along the Hershey Highway, stopping at Bourneville Boulevard. We may also call in at Cadbury Alley."

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by False » Fri May 19, 2017 1:56 pm

Grit your teeth baby, Im going in hard and dry. Time to turn that winking brown eye into a yawning chasm at the altar of fudge.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by LewisD » Fri May 19, 2017 2:11 pm

I'm not allowed near the brown bullet wound since I drunkenly bummed the missus by mistake about 7 years back.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Preezy » Fri May 19, 2017 2:12 pm

Denster wrote:You don't need a book on anal. If a woman is willing to give you access to her Chutney hatch - she's gold.

"It's fine, honey. Don't worry if you don't know what you're doing. Just bend over and show me your cocoa valve."

Is there anyone quite as illustrative with their words as Denster? I doubt it :wub:

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by Errkal » Fri May 19, 2017 2:12 pm

haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by LewisD » Fri May 19, 2017 2:21 pm

Errkal wrote:haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.


First dibs on wife swap experience.

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by Errkal » Fri May 19, 2017 2:21 pm

:lol:

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by Moggy » Fri May 19, 2017 2:29 pm

LewisD wrote:
Errkal wrote:haha its always been a no with the wife, although she seems to be coming round to the idea recently. It seems as she approaches 30 she is becoming much more eager to be adventurous.


First dibs on wife swap experience.


Forum meet meat?

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by False » Fri May 19, 2017 2:30 pm

lol I can get it whenever I want

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by Preezy » Fri May 19, 2017 2:33 pm

Must be like a wizard's sleeve.

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by Lagamorph » Fri May 19, 2017 2:36 pm

LewisD wrote:I'm not allowed near the brown bullet wound since I drunkenly bummed the missus by mistake about 7 years back.

"Mistake"

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by LewisD » Fri May 19, 2017 2:44 pm

Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want


Gay bar just down the road is there?

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Victor Mildew » Fri May 19, 2017 2:46 pm

LewisD wrote:
Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want


Gay bar just down the road is there?

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:lol:

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Moggy » Fri May 19, 2017 2:48 pm

Ad7 wrote:
LewisD wrote:
Gently-Parted Ringpiece wrote:lol I can get it whenever I want


Gay bar just down the road is there?

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:lol:


:lol:

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by Buffalo » Fri May 19, 2017 2:49 pm

Wheeeyyyyyy!

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