TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Moggy]

https://imgur.com/gallery/gAyGg

I expect to see that in the newspapers soon with a headline of:

THE LAST PHOTO OF CORRIE STAR ALIVE

[Corazon de Leon]

Well that just happened. Out with mates and we got racially abused by a black dude. Completely random as hell.

Did you knock him out with one punch?

What was he saying?

Something like 'You are white mummy strawberry floaters. You have no personality. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire'.

We were just waiting on a bus. It was a complete WTF moment

I had one like that in Asakusa in Tokyo. A disabled woman of about 40 stopped me when I was walking past a shrine and asked if I liked Justin Bieber. When I said no she called me a strawberry floating monkey and hobbled off. I was really confused.

[Lagamorph]

Bingo is such a strawberry floating scam

[Poser]

Well that just happened. Out with mates and we got racially abused by a black dude. Completely random as hell.

Did you knock him out with one punch?

What was he saying?

Something like 'You are white mummy strawberry floaters. You have no personality. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire'.

We were just waiting on a bus. It was a complete WTF moment

Whatever happened to DBlock?

[Knoyleo]

What is this "you've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for..." meme all about, because I never have heard of elf on the shelf, so I don't get it.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

It's just a hip new wacky rhyming game.

By hip I mean gooseberry fool.

[Cheeky Devlin]

It's just a hip new wacky rhyming game.

By hip I mean gooseberry fool.

I first saw it yesterday and thought it was mildly amusing. Ian Beal on a Seal raised a chuckle for a moment.

I've now seen approximately 453,187 variations on the meme and I'm ready for stabbing people who post it in the trachea. Impressive work for a meme to drive me to psychotic violence so quickly.

[Denster]

Ok not a selfie. I didn't actually want a picture. She was writing GrCade on my arm with a pen but it wouldn't work. So she said would you like a pic. I only asked cause I got a PM asking me to.
She was very nice.

[Corazon de Leon]

Well that just happened. Out with mates and we got racially abused by a black dude. Completely random as hell.

Did you knock him out with one punch?

What was he saying?

Something like 'You are white mummy strawberry floaters. You have no personality. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire'.

We were just waiting on a bus. It was a complete WTF moment

Whatever happened to DBlock?

I guess we just found out.

[Denster]

And fits surprisingly well into my freezer!

[Victor Mildew]

Ok not a selfie. I didn't actually want a picture. She was writing GrCade on my arm with a pen but it wouldn't work. So she said would you like a pic. I only asked cause I got a PM asking me to.
She was very nice.

Now I wish I'd pm'd 'gooseberry fool on her tits'

[BOR]

Ok not a selfie. I didn't actually want a picture. She was writing GrCade on my arm with a pen but it wouldn't work. So she said would you like a pic. I only asked cause I got a PM asking me to.
She was very nice.

Nice.

Ok not a selfie. I didn't actually want a picture. She was writing GrCade on my arm with a pen but it wouldn't work. So she said would you like a pic. I only asked cause I got a PM asking me to.
She was very nice.

Now I wish I'd pm'd 'gooseberry fool on her tits'

Too slow.

[Rocsteady]

Ok not a selfie. I didn't actually want a picture. She was writing GrCade on my arm with a pen but it wouldn't work. So she said would you like a pic. I only asked cause I got a PM asking me to.
She was very nice.

Fair play.

Think the biggest celeb I’ve met's a toss up between Pat Nevin and Irvine Walsh. Been slim pickings.

[Lagamorph]

The only celebrity I ever met was the original Mr Blobby in the 90s.

[Drumstick]

And the weekend has begun.

On the celebrity front, I haven't met too many. I met Bret Hart at his book signing. In terms of random spots I met Brian Capron on a train in London on the way back from a gig. Got a snap with him and he was actually a pretty cool down to earth type. I also met footballer Michael Dawson on my honeymoon in June.

[Bunni]

My mum worked security for Bruce Willis. Went to a funeral with mark from west life, and another one with Alistair Campbell. Once got drunk with that lass with the braids who was in Steps. Met Jimmy Salville in Glasgow. (Was not molested but he did hug awful tight while wearing my old school athletics too.)

[Denster]

Met Sean Bean in town. He was top.

[Denster]

Jimmy saville opened wards in some of our hospital area.

[Victor Mildew]

Met loads thanks to going to Goodwood. Think the biggest movie star was Keanu Reeves and I met a load of F1 drivers like Jenson Button, Felipe Massa, Anthony Davidson. Met colin edwards and Niki Hayden. Met Ken Block outside the pub. Stood next to Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen in Canada. Bumped in to Billy Connolly in the middle of nowere in new Zealand.

I also could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later..." And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know

[Denster]

I met Robbie Coltrane on the tram in Manchester. He was filming Cracker. Signed a piece of the script. Solid bloke!