TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[<]:^D]

I got some VR goggle things from M&S for £2.75 today. They work with VR porn.

That gooseberry fool is not natural. Its so bizarre. It strawberry floats with your head so badly to be attached to this body you dont control.

wait do you connect them to your phone or your pc? 2.75 seems very cheap!

[<]:^D]

That's not at all creepy

Kezzer, meet LewisD

[False]

I got some VR goggle things from M&S for £2.75 today. They work with VR porn.

That gooseberry fool is not natural. Its so bizarre. It strawberry floats with your head so badly to be attached to this body you dont control.

wait do you connect them to your phone or your pc? 2.75 seems very cheap!

Phone. They were in the christmas reduced stuff section.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I got some VR goggle things from M&S for £2.75 today. They work with VR porn.

That gooseberry fool is not natural. Its so bizarre. It strawberry floats with your head so badly to be attached to this body you dont control.

wait do you connect them to your phone or your pc? 2.75 seems very cheap!

Phone. They were in the christmas reduced stuff section.

I obviously haven't sunk to the depths of engaging in virtual reality porn, but if I had I would tell you that it is brilliant and can be very immersive.

[Lagamorph]

Just met some guy called Jonathan Woodgate in a restaurant. My dad and brother inform me he's a famous footballer or something.

[Moggy]

Just met some guy called Jonathan Woodgate in a restaurant. My dad and brother inform me he's a famous footballer or something.

He’s mostly famous for GBH.

[Corazon de Leon]

Just met some guy called Jonathan Woodgate in a restaurant. My dad and brother inform me he's a famous footballer or something.

He’s mostly famous for GBH.

I thought it was a rape charge?

[Moggy]

Just met some guy called Jonathan Woodgate in a restaurant. My dad and brother inform me he's a famous footballer or something.

He’s mostly famous for GBH.

I thought it was a rape charge?

Nope, it was affray not GBH, but I was closer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1701493.stm

[Corazon de Leon]

Just met some guy called Jonathan Woodgate in a restaurant. My dad and brother inform me he's a famous footballer or something.

He’s mostly famous for GBH.

I thought it was a rape charge?

Nope, it was affray not GBH, but I was closer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1701493.stm

I must be thinking of somebody else - I could have sworn him and Bowyer were up on rape charges, but then I was only 11 when this happened.

[Victor Mildew]

Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.

[Moggy]

Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.

Worse than Staydead.

[LewisD]

Son gets Tummy bug.
Son vomits heavily on me while I'm in bed asleep.

That's two vomits to the face since Christmas Eve. What the strawberry float kid.

[Hexx]

He hates you

[Rocsteady]

Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.

Drug tests at work strawberry float that.

I'd still take meds, false positives can be explained away easily enough if you've got a prescription. Can't think of an OTC med that would flag anything up.

[Qikz]

Urgh I'm so strawberry floating ill AGAIN. I got I'll for the first time in a year right at the start of my Christmas break, just got over it on my first day back at work and one of the splits I work by has passed on another illness to me. To top it off I have a drugs and alcohol test first thing Tuesday and I don't dare take any medication in case it throws up any false results.

Fml.

Were you not leaving that company?

[Victor Mildew]

this is for the new place before I join.

[Errkal]

Can you not say you ahve had cold meds ?

[Victor Mildew]

Possibly. It's being dealt with by an external company though so theres no-one i can really speak to after I've given my sperm sample.

[Errkal]

You what sample! Are they trying to clone their stuff or side line in fertility treatment!

[Xeno]

Antipodean Flu can just strawberry float off, bunch of banana splits.