TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

[Oblomov Boblomov]

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Tempted to get a second cup .

Second home

close call

I'm the one laughing now. I went home and made my own coffee in a cafetiere .

I enjoyed my hipster life while it lasted.

[LewisD]

There has been serious fighting incidents involving knives at three locations within a three minute walk from my flat over the course of the past week. It does make you think twice about going out.

If a knife-wielding man approaches you just throw the bag of glitter in his eyes and run away.

The glitter will mark him as a target for your wasp army and he'll then be stung to death.

[Hexx]

I enjoyed my hipster life while it lasted.

How much does a Hipster weigh?

An instagram!

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their low fat non whip soya frapp before it was cool.

Who was the First Hipster?

You've probably never heard of him.

What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment?

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[Victor Mildew]

I just put the extractor fan on in the work shower and it was broken, then when I came out I realised I'd put the disabled fall alarm on

[LewisD]

I just put the extractor fan on in the work shower and it was broken, then when I came out I realised I'd put the disabled fall alarm on

[Hexx]

I just put the extractor fan on in the work shower and it was broken, then when I came out I realised I'd put the disabled fall alarm on

What on earth are you doing in the shower that needs an extractor fan?

Also - Shower? Aren't you in graphics design or something?

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I just put the extractor fan on in the work shower and it was broken, then when I came out I realised I'd put the disabled fall alarm on

[Ironhide]

I just put the extractor fan on in the work shower and it was broken, then when I came out I realised I'd put the disabled fall alarm on

Did anyone actually respond to the alarm?

Back when I was at college I managed to lock myself in the disabled toilet (the door handle fell off) so I pulled the cord for the alarm only for no-one to bother responding to it, eventually I managed to barge the door open by repeated ramming my wheelchair into it.

[Hexx]

I've not done that in a Disabled Toilet - but at Grandad's care how everywhere has Security alarms etc that look like light cords

Nurses were forever running to false alarms. TBH I was impressed they still went given 00% of the multitude they got were false alarms.

[KK]

Some of ASDA's customer reviews are just hilarious...

Green chicken and stinking!

Opened the chicken which was still in date to find the stench was awful and the chicken was green between each fillet!!! Terrible asda!

5/5

Mixed emotions

Having had chicken before I knew what to expect. I chose these particular breasts due to the 3 for £10 deal (bargain). I prepared these breasts by wrapping them in bacon and cooking medium rare. However although very moist it would appear it gave my hubby some pretty severe bowel issues which affected our 25th wedding anniversary celebrations. VERY disappointed.

1/5

bastards.

Big Breasts

Big breasts but full of water. I have swapped for the frozen breasts now as I feel they are better value for money but the same quality!

Nasty!!! No stars at all

This is a -----star as soon as you open it the smell hits you! It's awful!!! Rotton chicken smells stays for ages!! Had to get a refund will never get chicken from asda again!!!!

I buy these fillets for my dog as she can only eat very low fat meat because she has chronic pancreatitis.

Tuff as auld boots

Ive been buying these for a while but recently 2 out the 3 chicken breast are excellent but then the other one is tuff /fatty Wont be buying these again BE WARNED!

1/5

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Bruce Forsyth is dead (I don't have the post count to pull off a thread about it)

[Buffalo]

They actually have been fairly awful lately.

[Qikz]

No way. Thats actually sad

[Bunni]

We've been watching old episodes of his game shows on the nightshift and laughing at the top of the range tape decks and shoulder pads. Genuinely sad about this one. Though Anung is set to make millions off it.

[Corazon de Leon]

We've been watching old episodes of his game shows on the nightshift and laughing at the top of the range tape decks and shoulder pads. Genuinely sad about this one. Though Anung is set to make millions off it.

Please tell me Rory has a coupon on this

[Bunni]

Nah. He's hunna sell the headline "Bruce Corpsyth" to the papers. He's been sitting on it for years.

[Albert]

In Bristol for the day. Still possibly my favourite city. But strawberry float me what is going on with the homeless situation over here. There are beggars everywhere.

They have my sympathies, but Jesus every road you go down your being asked for money.

[Moggy]

In Bristol for the day. Still possibly my favourite city. But strawberry float me what is going on with the homeless situation over here. There are beggars everywhere.

They have my sympathies, but Jesus every road you go down your being asked for money.

The homeless population has massively increased over the last 5 or so years. You often see tents in parks early in the morning.

Austerity is an awful thing.

[Albert]

In Bristol for the day. Still possibly my favourite city. But strawberry float me what is going on with the homeless situation over here. There are beggars everywhere.

They have my sympathies, but Jesus every road you go down your being asked for money.

The homeless population has massively increased over the last 5 or so years. You often see tents in parks early in the morning.

Austerity is an awful thing.

It's horrible. Just walked through the square to the harboursude and almost every bench has someone sleeping in it. Been asked for money 3 times since walking down by the bars.

Some guy in a t shirt, scarf and skinny jeans just stacked it on his bike because his m&s bag caught in his front wheel. Me and the gf had to help him up and he was covered in wine from his broken bottle of m&s Merlot.

It may be the most bristol thing I have ever seen

Absolutely love it here though, and hope to move here next year.

[Moggy]

Some guy in a t shirt, scarf and skinny jeans just stacked it on his bike because his m&s bag caught in his front wheel. Me and the gf had to help him up and he was covered in wine from his broken bottle of m&s Merlot.