I used to cut mine to sweep to the left but I heard something when I was a kid about how sweeping that way is gay or a street signal or whatever. I immediately had it cut to sweep to the right but thats the opposite way to how my hair naturally grows. The problem is that Ive been doing it for so long that to train it the other way will be a real folicular ordeal.
My mate is on a cruise with his family and him and his brother decided to do a crawl of every bar on the ship last night. They kept track of what they drank at each bar and he just sent it to me. I've calculated they did 99 units over 7.5 hours. I have no idea how he's still alive.