TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Squinty » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:46 pm

KK wrote:Mary Berry is making Gooseberry Fool on BBC1.


Yeah, but is someone shitting on her tits and keeping her loo roll in the fridge?

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Drumstick » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:57 pm

KK wrote:Mary Berry is making Gooseberry Fool on BBC1.

But how many viewers are watching TV tonight?

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by SEP » Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:07 pm

KK wrote:Mary Berry is making Gooseberry Fool on BBC1.


Is she doing it on somebody's tits?

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by Corazon de Leon » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:23 am

Essay gem of the evening; "The Austria-Hungry Empire" followed immediately by mis-spelling the subject of the essay (Bento Mussolni, apparently).

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Hypes » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:24 am

Is he the one that makes the pies?

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by Corazon de Leon » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:03 am

Nah that's Fray Beno innit

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by Rocsteady » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:50 am

Had What's the Price by Migos stuck in my head all week, think I'm on the verge of insanity.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by LewisD » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:30 am

Holy carp guys, I've had a cheque from a PPI claim from around a year ago!
Free money!

Do I buy:

A new Airsoft Rifle - Tokyo Marui CQB-R Recoil
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Nintendo switch
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A Nickatron/BenofKent Proton pack
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Or the boring grown up option - pay off £550 off a debt. Booooo.

Realistically, I'll get more use out of the rifle once Oscar turns 6 months old and I get back into airsoft again.

As much as I'd love a proton pack, it'll see hardly any "use".. and a switch would only give my four year old more ammunition to not do as he's told unless he gets to play Mario...

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by Corazon de Leon » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:34 am

Pay the debt off. Or buy the switch and don't let your kid know you have it.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Moggy » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:52 am

It’s boring but I agree with Cora, pay off any debt first.

If you have no debt then I would go with the Switch. And tell the 4 year old that if he doesn’t behave then he doesn’t even get to look at it.

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by False » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:31 am

Gun you loser

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by Lagamorph » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:27 pm

The newest Heinz advert is one of the worst and most disgusting adverts I've ever seen.

Mayonnaise on Bacon :dread:
You'd have to be paedo levels of sick to do that.

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by <]:^D » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:53 pm

eugh what ive never heard of that before.
although thinking about it people put mayo in a BLT dont they?

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by Lagamorph » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:59 pm

<]:^D wrote:eugh what ive never heard of that before.
although thinking about it people put mayo in a BLT dont they?

Can you really call them "people" though if they do that?

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by Alvin Flummux » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:11 pm

Nothing wrong with mayo in a sammich.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:31 pm

It's mayonnaise ffs. Why don't you all just vote Trump back in while you're at it.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Ironhide » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:34 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:Nothing wrong with mayo in a sammich.


Most sandwiches yes, but anything with a warm filling doesn't really go well with mayo.

That Heinz mayonnaise is horrible though, Hellmans original or GTFO.

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by Alvin Flummux » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:45 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Nothing wrong with mayo in a sammich.


Most sandwiches yes, but anything with a warm filling doesn't really go well with mayo.


Of course it does, as long as the mayo goes on after the heating process.

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Rightey » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:22 pm

LewisD wrote:Holy carp guys, I've had a cheque from a PPI claim from around a year ago!
Free money!

Do I buy:

A new Airsoft Rifle - Tokyo Marui CQB-R Recoil


Nintendo switch


A Nickatron/BenofKent Proton pack


Or the boring grown up option - pay off £550 off a debt. Booooo.

Realistically, I'll get more use out of the rifle once Oscar turns 6 months old and I get back into airsoft again.

As much as I'd love a proton pack, it'll see hardly any "use".. and a switch would only give my four year old more ammunition to not do as he's told unless he gets to play Mario...


If that proton pack is anywhere near the price of the others :dread: :dread: :dread:

Can't you just buy a real gun and then go and hunt the most dangerous game of all (man)? Or maybe a deer (that's like hunting a beautiful man).

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PostRe: TCRT 5 - A Good Day For The Midnight Thread To Strike Back
by Kezzer » Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:53 pm

An old dear is not a beautiful man.

Plus Lewis is in the UK so no real gun for him. Unless he wants to get a shotty. Then all he might need is a license and a safe.

Pro tip: you can buy as many shotgun shells as you like. The only limit is the amount of explosive you can have.

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